1. Carolina: Cam Newton. A face to put with the franchise, whose previous face was a bug-eyed Jimmy Clausen running for his life from a number of large, angry black men. 2. Denver: Von Miller. Though he seems to me a natural for the 3-4, John Fox likes to use his SAM linebackers to rush the QB, and Miller is one of the best (if not THE best) athletes in

A brief pictorial. Meh. Let them eat cake! drive a hybrid! know that the filthy oil speculators and Big Food are out to profit off their misery! But don’t worry. Obama (and Bill O’Reilly) are looking out for you, the folks. And the guilty will be singled out and publicly chastised so you know just where to point those pitchforks…

“Union Battles: A Window for Parental Choice”: recent data shows that taxpayers living in states with elevated percentages of unionized government workers (60 percent or more) are burdened with more than twice the per capita debt of taxpayers living in states with lower percentages of unionized government workers (40 percent or less). In addition to resounding union defeats in Ohio and Wisconsin – legislation has been introduced in Florida that

— does this mean I shouldn’t get too excited about today’s NFL draft, then? Most importantly, will the New World Order will make my ass look fat? (thanks to JHo)