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so, wait —

— does this mean I shouldn’t get too excited about today’s NFL draft, then?

Most importantly, will the New World Order will make my ass look fat?

(thanks to JHo)

15 Replies to “so, wait —”

  1. JD says:

    This whole go on with the draft in the midst of a not-lockout not-strike has always seemed odd to me. DeMaurice is a Barcky imbecile, by the way.

    Is the MFM covering the Massachusetts assault on unions? National protests?

  2. McGehee says:

    If the lockout drags on and cancels the NFL season, the UFL may even get a sixth team! They were supposed to get one this season but all they did was move the Florida team to Virginia.

    I might even be able to overlook the fact Nancy Pelosi’s husband owns the Sacramento Mountain Lions — provided the network carrying the games can refrain from inviting her into the booth like they did last year. Idiots.

  3. The draft is just an excuse to keep the poor and minorities fighting the rich man’s simulated wars.

  4. DarthLevin says:

    Barcodes. This whole gotdam thing started with barcodes. Now THEY know everything you buy, what you use it for, and what products to put the mind control chemicals in for maximum effect.

    Oh yeah. CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!11!!!one!

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    The current crisis was initiated by the CIA using paid agitators in Egypt.

    At first, I thought, “WTF?” The I saw the name of the website and then I thought, “well, that figures”.

    Trust them, Ron Paul is the only one who can save us now.
    o_O

  6. Squid says:

    New World Order is way better than Joy Long Division ever was.

  7. Bob Reed says:

    So, should I actually pay for my sets of season tickets? Or would that be playing into the hands of the eeeeeevolll-running-dog-capitalist owners who are trying to keep players, who have never, you know, played a down in he NFL, down by denying them their RIGHT! to have a Ferrari for every day of the week and pimped-out diamonds, chains, and pendants that would make most rappers and Mr. T jealous.

    Or should I ask the owners to spread the wealth around, and give ’em to me off the cuff this season?

    It’s just my opinion, mind you, but I’d concenrate on the draft and not get too wrapped up in that feverish Paulbot post.

    It’s like our ol’ buddy Ric might says; there’s a kernal of truth in there, but otherwise it’s 99% fantasy.

  8. JD says:

    Super bowl is supposed to be right up the street this year. Would fucking suck if something happened to that. Plus, my Colts should be healthy this year. DeMaurice – if you are reading this, go fuck youself. You and your Barcky lovin collectivist union whores can suck my left testicle.

  9. scooter says:

    I can’t get excited about professional sports any longer. I used to let the local teams ruin my day based on ultimately something I have absolutely no control over. It’s more than a little crazy.

    Add to the fact that all professional sports boil down to My Town’s Multimillionaire Mercenaries vs. Your Town’s Multimillionaire Mercenaries, playing in a taxpayer-funded stadium.

    Don’t mean to do a drive-by crap on the thread, but my Sundays are a lot happier now that I don’t care how the local NFL franchise does.

  10. dicentra says:

    will the New World Order will make my ass look fat?

    Not if you can’t afford food.

    Too bad you’re not a member of The Party.

  11. B. Moe says:

    Interesting piece. Didn’t say anything about who is going to finance and build that balloon fence for Israel I noticed.

  12. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    You and your Barcky lovin collectivist union whores can suck my left testicle.

    JD, I always thought it odd, even when I was a pro union guy, that unions for multi-millionaires was kind of odd.

  13. mojo says:

    Hell, I’m still hoping for an ABA comeback…

  14. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Did I mention that it was odd? Just checking!

  15. Spiny Norman says:

    I used to have a red-white-and-blue basketball, mojo. ;^)

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