me: “Hey. I see that you have half my Big Mac and super-sized fries.” stranger at the table next to me: “Beg your pardon?” me: “No worries. Just wrap up my portion to go, would you? And throw me the keys to our Escalade? I have to go pick up my fair share of the Treadclimbers from Dick’s and then swing by Dairy Queen for some of the people’s large