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How Imprevisible [Dan Collins]

It’s about as shocking as finding out that the ‘dillo won’t dance, even for a snootfull of Shannon Elizabeth cootch:

Rev. John Hagee’s view that Hurricane Katrina was punishment for the sins of New Orleans residents is “nonsense,” McCain said at least nine times aboard his bus today.

The DNC has been calling on McCain to specifically condemn those remarks for weeks even though the GOP presumptive nominee has previously rebuked other controversial Hagee remarks.

“It’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense. I don’t have anything additional to say. It’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, it’s nonsense, I don’t have anything more to say….it’s nonsense. I reject that categorically.”

Hagee endorsed McCain in late February.

I’d say that seems pretty catefuckingorical, wot, Matt?

21 Replies to “How Imprevisible [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    What do you mean, the ‘dillo won’t dance?

    I’m OUTRAGED.

    (oh, and your first link goes to something you don’t want it going to).

  2. Mikey NTH says:

    Only if you can dodge the brillo pads shooting out from under the sink when you go to Jeff’s virtual the fridge for another beer, Dan. If you’re hit, then the charge must stick.

    (Move fast, and watch her eyes, MaNiGa’s pitches go where she looks, and only there.)

  3. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, Jeff. I’m dead tired from this single parent with two jobs shit.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    You know what you need, Dan? A nice big hug from a flaming armadillo of death!

    That always perks me right up.

  5. Jeff G. says:

    By the way, I liked the graphic.

    Did I mention that? I find him very, very non-pussified and manly.

    How could I not? I mean, even the chicks wear armor.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Well, of course, Jeff. I owned this piece of shite when I was in high school. But it was pretty macho looking.

  7. nishizonoshinji says:

    hmmmm….methinks…hagee might just throw his considerable *weight* behind the huckster!
    lolz.

  8. Pablo says:

    What pisses me off is when there’s no dancing and nobody even bothers with excuses. Why isn’t he dancing? Oh, piss off.

    I think I’ve got some drinking to do while Mayor Bloomberg still lets me.

  9. happyfeet says:

    Until I see Grandma McCain’s feet sticking out from under a bus I’m not believing a damn word of it.

  10. Mikey NTH says:

    Look out! #7 has chucked out another brillo pad!

  11. JD says:

    I like how Dan put it. it is nonsense. it is nonsense. it is nonsense. it is nonsense. it is nonsense. it is nonsense. it is nonsense.

  12. Ardsgaine says:

    So I take it McCain doesn’t agree with Hagee then? Did I read that correctly?

  13. Mikey NTH says:

    You did, Ards. Unless you too are a brillo pad chucker!

  14. Ardsgaine says:

    You did, Ards. Unless you too are a brillo pad chucker!

    No, no. I just wanted to double check. I was afraid he might’ve left himself open to being misunderstood there. What I’m coming away with is that he finds something perhaps a little nonsensical in Rev. Hagee’s viewpoint. I just wanted make sure I’m not reading too much into what he said. I think I’ve got it now.

    You know… maybe a Venn diagram would help. He could draw two large ovals that overlap somewhat, one representing his viewpoint and the other the Rev Hagee’s, and then put a dot inside Rev. Hagee’s oval, but–and this is important–outside of his oval–you see?–and then explain to the reporters that that dot represents Rev. Hagee’s position on God punishing New Orleans because of teh gay. I think that would really drive the point home, and it would seriously impress the reporters because Venn diagrams are mucho intellectual.

  15. Ric Caric says:

    Perhaps John Hagee and Jeremiah Wright should hold a summit to work out just what Katrina meant to Jesus.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    What’s the opposite of a summit? Anyway, they’d have to use a bathysphere to get there. You could just accidentally forget to winch it up for a while.

  17. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Yeh. Just make sure the sea cocks are cleaned, cleared, and open, prior to launch.

    – McCain might try the “Olive Oil” approach to self expression here.

    “…..I said phooey, and I meant phooey!

    – Lets see how long it takes the Lefturd-sphere and NYT to find something “deeply unsettling, and nuanced about the term – Its nonsense -, particularly when the speaker has to repeat himself so many times. Self doubt? A secret agenda?…. followed by the requisite: “Its obvious he doesn’t really mean it.” (chorus of nods and approving comments from the asshat brigade).

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    Dan drove a Tarkus to school? Wasn’t that an AMC dealie, made around the same time the Pacer was out?

  19. Lets see how long it takes the Lefturd-sphere and NYT to find something “deeply unsettling, and nuanced about the term – Its nonsense

    he doth protest too much.

  20. thor says:

    Comment by Ric Caric on 4/24 @ 9:13 pm #

    Perhaps John Hagee and Jeremiah Wright should hold a summit to work out just what Katrina meant to Jesus.

    Wouldn’t a hurricane surge be just an afternoon walk in the park on a rainy day to Jesus? The man’s cogitations of pedial powers were way beyond our scuba flipper realm of empathy.

  21. SGT Ted says:

    MaNiGa is so smart she’s stupid.

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