Once again, I didn’t make TV Guide’s Sexiest Stars list.
Because they are bitter and clingy.
On the other hand, I fixed the link.
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We need to work up a good “Enter the ‘Dillo” shirt before the movie release, too…
(later)
Hmmm….
Now where to get a pshop of an armadillo holding a pair of nunchucks…
The tv stars they are so sexy. There but for the grace of God. And also self-respect.
Whose cafe press store is that? Just want to know who exactly the site is subsidizing. You understand.
By the way, Docweasel wants you to make the Dancing Armadillo your site’s official mascot, Dan. Are you going to do it? Because I think that would be swell. Maybe you can even start calling the commenters here flaming ‘dillos or something!
Oh, and apropos of nothing, I choked out three people last night without spending a second pulling guard. They were basically smother chokes from the head and arm and lateral press position, which positions I got to each time my opponents tried to pull guard on me.
Note to opponents: if I wanted to be between your legs, I’d buy you a few drinks first and ply you with cash. Understood?
Okay, I’m going to eat breakfast now, then head out to class. Talk to the rest of you flaming ‘dillos when I get back!
(Jeepers! That felt awesome!)
Extreme Cage fighting right down the street from me, Jeff.
The list is invalid: Hugh Laurie isn’t on it.
Ah, I see dicentra is a Sense and Sensibility fan.
wow, carin, I did not know that was him. He’s gotten way sexier.
If you looked like David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, she would not have your children. It’s sorta confusing I know. Didn’t we order some fucking lattes and where are my goddamn overnights. We’re flying fucking blind here people conference call in twenty fucking minutes.
I didn’t know who he was when I first saw the film years ag, but being a HUGE JA fan, I rewatch/reread all I have every so often. I knew immediately it was him. Pretty funny.
HUGE JA fan
She still won’t have your children. Why are you in this meeting? Shit I forgot my bee pollen.
Fuck Ferdinand. Fuck him like a bull viking.
And Ferdinand is still sitting there, under the cork tree. He is very happy.
I thought this was supposed to be a webinar.
Shit, I’ll have to go put my pants on.
So you’re saying Ferdinand likes it that way, eh?
I suspected as much. Let me know when his next birthday is coming around. I’ll get him his very own rodeo clown hooker and a giant strap-on “stinger.”
Kinda, yeah. The matadors and also the picadors, they just couldn’t stay mad, such were Ferdinand’s charms.
What about the humidors?
So, can we keep the Dancing Flaming Armadillo of Death as the site mascot, Dan? Please?
Cause if it catches on, I can see you getting your own theme park out of this. White Water rides in a giant armored shell! Little pointy ears and snouts!
Fuck. Quick, invent a pixie, before somebody else cashes in on this. My vote is for “Gary the sometimes randy pixie.” I think we can get that guy from SNL who used to play the goat to do it for, like, a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
Yeah, but Courtney Cox would, because if David Arquette doesn’t look like Schwimmer, I don’t know who does. Then again, Courtney looks like she might drive a knife into your chest while you slept and then slice your testicles into a salad. So, you know, mitigating circumstances.
bread sticks!
You’ve gone way too far, this time, Dan. You’re infringing on copyright.
Take it down.
Oh. Not for the testicle salad though.
Wowsers. I think I’ll take my chances with Courtney. Diana, not so much.
I’m just about to unsheath my grapefruit knife. Stand clear.
Wait – flaming dildos? Oh, the humanity! Is nothing sacred to you deviants?…
What?…
Oh. Never mind.
(still later)
…Of course! Ninja transvestites with flaming dildos!!
Damn. Am I good or What?…
Bartender! Another boilermaker here. Make it a double.
Jeff, calm down. You look at the logo I made and you tell me if this armadillo is dancing:
http://docweasel.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/a-gift-for-dan-protein-wisdoms-flaming-armadillo-of-death/
I don’t think he is. I think he’s rampaging. I also think it would rule as a t-shirt or a logo :)
[…] deleting my links because he doesn’t like the logo, and he’s still going on about it in yet another comment thread. It was all done in fun Jeff, I’m not trying to take over your blog, sheesh. Its immaterial […]
I’m supposed to have said the armadillo graphic was like “My Little Pony”?
I don’t recall saying that. Maybe I was typing in my sleep again. For the record, I find him very very virile. And frightening. In a two-dimensional, graphically pointed kind of kitschy way.
I think you might be missing the backstory here, doc weasel. Making that update you posted stunningly unnecessary. Really.
Blog grammar.
Nunchuks, people. NUNCHUKS!
Try to focus, ok?