Caller: “Andy, I’m having trouble picking out a new car. Usually, I buy only high-quality Japanese cars. But this year, I am thinking about one of the new American models. Problem is, a first-year model often has defects and gets recall notices. What should I do?”
Andy: “I would buy American. But first and foremost, get a black car. A black car looks cool and brings all the boys to the yard. If it’s a hatchback, even better.”
He came out? Shocka! What’s next, heterosexuality?
I’d be stunned if any of my friends supported Clinton, too, but probably not for the same reasons.
his face…both hard power and soft power…a sophisticated and supple blend of soft and hard power…Which is where his face comes in.
“Zoom in now, Wheezy, zoom in! He’s gonna pop!”
Gad, I gave up after two paragraphs of that tongue bath.
If there’s any way to right gayer than the “hard power, soft power” bit, I’m sure it hasn’t been invented yet.
Baracky : Andy :: Davy Jones : Marcia I think.
using the word “right” for “write” is pretty gay.
“John McCain’s crude weapon in the war against jihaddi ideology?
Giant, hardened, Plutonium Balls. You know, the kind of Balls that makes one spit in the eye of the man that regularly beats you within an inch of your life. Some young boy in Pakistan will see these balls, and figure ‘Hey, lets not fuck with this nasty, big-Balleded, Curtis LeMay motherfucker.'”
I tried. I really did. But I just can’t read that crap.
Mona has got to be fucking pissed off. Just as she had attained the pinnacle of the dingleberries across the nose position, Andy goes and just sprints right past her.
This was hysterical. I am still laughing.
One might suspect Andy to be a big fan of the model T.