to be a prostitute.  Mustn’t it hurt? (begins about 3/4 of the way through)

The negativity of the Pennsylvania Democratic campaign tarnished both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, according to exit poll results. However, Pennsylvania is on its way to the record turnout that election officials have been predicting for weeks, according to poll workers from across the state. Because negative campaigning turns people off, you see. (h/t Memeorandum.)

When a man eats a waffle Can’t keep his mind on nothing else He’ll trade the world For the good thing he’s found If it’s bad he can’t taste it It cannot smell wrong Turn his back on reporters If they thwart him then

As the May 2nd release date for Iron Man approaches, the New York Times profiled the rehabbed Robert Downey, Jr., who talks about Tony Stark’s demons and ultimately, his own: “It has struck me lately that I don’t have to talk about last century at all,” he said with a dismissive wave. But he does so, obliquely. “I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always

The San Fran Chron, man. According to their sources, 120 Iraq/Iran vets off themselves weekly. Dude!  Bob Owens does the math. If one veteran of the wars kills himself weekly, it’s a tragedy. These morons have turned it into a farce, though there are those who are so eager for this to be true, they’ll actually print such a fable and believe.

Behold!  The Ass of Life! Tangentially related: Bartender!  Get me a Shirley Temple.  Black.*

Behold!  The Holy Waffle of Glider. Monstrance sold separately.  (h/t Hot Air) More: When rapture goes wrong. Searchers scanned the waters off Brazil’s southern Atlantic coast on Tuesday for a Roman Catholic priest who disappeared after floating into the sky under hundreds of helium party balloons. Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats spent a second day seeking signs of the Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli, said the treasurer of

The Field’s Al Giordano (whose earlier beakdown of PA was linked this morning) has a new forecast of Clinton +4.6 as part of a roundup that runs as high as Clinton+12.  Electoral math being what it is, the forecasts all have Clinton gaining only four delegates. Of course, as noted this morning, delegate counts may not be known tonight, so people will focus on the popular vote.  Giordano also has