online, and [redacted; not to be bruited far and wide on the intartubes!] this is what I found. She was a lot of fun, and a very nice girl in a polymorphously perverse way, and I’m sorry for her troubles. I hope she’s all right, and if she’s staying away from drinking whole bottles of sweet vermouth straight up, I’m sure that’s a good start. But I’m serious about my

Surprise: Goodbye, Mr. Bush The Republican will to power remains ferocious. It will take a dauntless Democratic leader to win back the White House and restore dignity to the Constitution. Editor’s note: Sidney Blumenthal is joining the Hillary Clinton campaign as a senior advisor, and this is his last column for Salon. By Sidney Blumenthal Edwards to walk picket line The Edwards campaign confirms that he’ll be walking the Writers

Notorious MILF: For some reason, Breitbart has this labelled as Second Woman Found Dead In Home Layered With Animal Feces, but unfortunately the clip doesn’t tell us anything about the dead people. Warning: Graphic Pot-Bellied Pig abuse Related: Cops Crack Down on Hallucinogenic Toad Licking Trend Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

From ESPN: Baseball superstar Barry Bonds was charged Thursday with perjury and obstruction of justice for allegedly lying when he said he did not use performance-enhancing drugs. The indictment, unsealed Thursday by federal prosecutors in San Francisco, is the culmination of a four-year federal probe into whether he lied under oath to a grand jury investigating steroid use by elite athletes. The indictment comes three months after the 43-year-old Bonds,

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And you can have an exciting life, just like Blog Personality Dan Collins! I want to ask you a really personal question, so don’t feel compelled to answer. All right? Well, here goes: What’s your favorite thing about me? Please try to be brief. November 15th 2007 No one has answered yet Do you have to do some Christmas shopping for anyone really Celty and earthy and maybe a little

Heh, heh, heh! Lyrics to the Hole song “Olympia” beneath the fold.

Well, shit. After Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue and his ilk prayed for rain Tuesday to end the state’s drought, the Atlanta region was drenched through Wednesday night. How many tears did God pour out? According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, overnight rainfall totals were .14 inches at one airport, .21 inches at another airport and .28 inches at an air base. It’s still unclear whether Jesus blesses other things besides airports

Yes, friends, it’s come to this: When kids hear Santa Claus bellow, “Ho, ho, ho,” is their first thought prostitution? That concern has prompted an attempt to gag the traditional greeting, and many Santas are now fighting back. I’ll leave it to you to conjure your own images of outraged Santas “fighting back”; for me, I picture some sweaty street person in a dingy rental suit hurling a quarter bottle

Perhaps it was one of those eureka moments, when the scientists realized they had discovered a new dinosaur with mouth parts designed to vacuum up food. They’re calling it “Nigersaurus,” though I personally like the idea of “Skankasaurus” or “Hooversaurus.” Speaking of striking appearances, here’s the World’s Most Beautiful Man (move over, Damon) critiquing Condi’s looks.