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“Eureka”: Get It? [Dan Collins]

Perhaps it was one of those eureka moments, when the scientists realized they had discovered a new dinosaur with mouth parts designed to vacuum up food.

They’re calling it “Nigersaurus,” though I personally like the idea of “Skankasaurus” or “Hooversaurus.”

Speaking of striking appearances, here’s the World’s Most Beautiful Man (move over, Damon) critiquing Condi’s looks.

12 Replies to ““Eureka”: Get It? [Dan Collins]”

  1. mojo says:

    They’re calling it “Nigersaurus”

    Uh-oh…

  2. Dan Collins says:

    It was very fond of yellowcake.

  3. DarthRove says:

    So is it NYE-jur-sowr-uss, or nee-ZHEHR-sowr-uss?

  4. Slartibartfast says:

    The thing that struck me about the WMBM’s speech is that he was consulting his notes. Yes, that’s right: he took some time to put that rant together.

    I’d hate to see what he’d come up with ad lib.

  5. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Hm. “Bisselsaurus.”

    If it’s a “Dysonsaurus,” it never lost suction.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    This is hilarious:

    The dinosaur’s anatomy and lifestyle were to be detailed in the Nov. 21 issue of journal PLoS ONE, the online journal from the Public Library of Science, and in the December of National Geographic magazine.

    A dinosaur with a “lifestyle.” Probably extincted from pleasuring itself to death.

  7. Mikey NTH says:

    Ah, he’s taking the Hugo Chavez route.
    Nice company he’s keeping.

  8. Spiny Norman says:

    What about “Monicasaurus” or “Lewinskisaurus”?

    ::ducks::

  9. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    You know, listening to the nutball go on about Rice and especially Bush made me laugh. But them I thought about some of our own home grown nut cases here in the U.S. that were probably sitting along and nodding their little heads along with him, agreeing with his, um, points. Foreign freaks are one thing, but domestic morons are quite another.

  10. Sticky B says:

    I’ll agree with one thing he said. We probably should check the bank account of our diplomats over there. As well as the rest of the state dept. personnel. There’s got to be some reason they’re so damned willing to placate and grovel.

  11. Dino says:

    Check out the AP picture. Who said they don’t have a sense of humor?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071115/ap_on_sc/dino_vacuum_8

  12. JD says:

    That pic is hysterical. The hoover-dino is gobbling that archaeologist’s knob, right there in front of everyone.

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