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My Wife and Daughter [Dan Collins]

are watching a movie.  I hollered into the living room, asking what it was.  They said, as near as I could make out, The Cunt of Mountie Crisco.  It sounds Canadian.  Should I be concerned?

UPDATE: It’s by someone named “Dumbass”.

15 Replies to “My Wife and Daughter [Dan Collins]”

  1. tommy says:

    Mounting Crisco?  Whaa?  what kind of movie is this, and where can one get a copy?

    :-d

  2. The Lost Dog says:

    If your last name isn’t “Imus” and Al Blimpton is not hiding in one of your closets, you have no need to worry.

  3. cjd says:

    The Cunt of Mountie Crisco

    They’re watching a Streisand movie?!  To each his (or her) own, I guess…

  4. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    It’s a damned misogynist movie.  All this talk about rapier here and rapier, there… what could the poor woman have done to deserve that?

  5. Dudley Do'erright says:

    I’ll shave you, Nell!

  6. Major John says:

    I’ll shave you, Nell!

    Posted by Dudley Do’erright

    OK, I think that about wins the thread right there.  Damn, that was excellent!

  7. guinsPen says:

    Maybe they said San Francisco.

  8. MayBee says:

    paul zrimsek has a shocking number of thread winners, spread throughout the blogosphere.

    I think he cheats.

  9. Additional Blond Agent says:

    Just a minor hearing problem, Dan.

    “Twat’s that you said?  Cunt hear you!”

  10. furriskey says:

    If it’s a Canadian movie, you should be deeply concerned. If a nation’s film industry sets out a nation’s philosophical stall, and I think when we consider Hollywood, Bollywood, Elstree, Australia, Canada and France we can say it does, then Australia is a bright, optimistic teenage athlete with a natural way with words and Canada is an introverted middle aged womyn wondering if a hysterectomy might cheer her up.

    I blame Quebec.

  11. guinsPen says:

    Don’t forget the cats.

  12. furriskey says:

    Canada has cats?

  13. Diana says:

    No cats … just lemmings.

  14. Paul Zrimsek says:

    Hey, I’ve got fans! Thanks, guys.

  15. A fine scotch says:

    Not just any Dumbass, Dan, Alex-andree Dumbass.

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