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Ismail Ax [Dan Collins]

The answer?  Nobody seems to have considered the obvious: Is Maalox.

Heartburn.

8 Replies to “Ismail Ax [Dan Collins]”

  1. Good Lt says:

    I award you no points, and may G-d have mercy on your soul.

    grin

  2. His Frogness says:

    To ponder its meaning is an exercise in futility.

    Did you read the guy’s plays? Awful stuff. His incoherent and endless ranting demonstrates quite conclusively that he was an idiot, incapable of generating any clever symbolic or cryptic tagline.

    Contemplating what Ismail Ax means is kind of like trying to figure out what prophecies lie in a piece of dogshit.

  3. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    As I’ve said elsewhere, the only thing we can be sure was going through the Pusan Pissant’s mind was, at the end, a 9-mil hollowpoint.

    Speculating on what he meant is a pointless exercise and attention he doesn’t deserve.

  4. Drumwaster says:

    Exactly. Who gives a shit what his “motives” were? All they resulted in was a lot of pain that could have been saved had he taken his target list in reverse order.

    “To understand all is to forgive all.” Well, I’m not particularly interested in forgiving him. Let his personal Diety handle that.

  5. Pablo says:

    I Smell Ass?

  6. “To understand all is to forgive all.” Well, I’m not particularly interested in forgiving him.

    In our age, it’s “to psychoanalyze all is to forgive all.” We’re all innocent until proven crazy.

  7. Jen says:

    Maybe it’s an anagram:

    A Ishmael = “Aha! Slime!”

    Ax Ismail = “Mix alias”

    Ax Ismael = “Male Axis”

    Hmmmm….

  8. Big Bang hunter says:

    “IsmaiL Ax” … Islam Axi ….The Axis of Islam?

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