Nifong: “You know who you’d never see snacking on piles of shit? Rich, white lacrosse players, that’s who. And I intend to change that, my poor, brown Scarabaeinae brothers!
“Now. WHO’S WITH MIKE?”
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And also I think I heard that Mike was aligned with one or other political party, or maybe I just saw it in the Internet somewheres.
I caught, in extreme passing, that the State AG is of that same persuasion Happyfeet.
Do you think I’d have heard more of that State AG’s persuasion had it been of another party?
Regardless, I find it highly disturbing that so many are still so sure that “something happened” and that I’ll now not be able to watch “Charmed” again.
Hmmmm.
Me I’m waiting to see how many people get sued.
It should be epic. EPIC!
Pure Sergei Eisenstein, Jeff.
Samhita at feministing just posted that she’s not gonna apologize to the Duke women’s lacrosse team.
She stands by her libel, dammit!
Hello, Orkin Man? Yeah, I got this dung beetle problem…
Where’s actus?
Quisling was the name of the prime minister(?) of Norway who conspired and collaborated with the Nazis during WWII. Since then, his name has become a pejorative term for traitor. Perhaps now, “Nifong” will next be in our lexicon.
Tony Moran is an idiot, along with all the other leftwing assholes who have refused to apologize to those kids.
Man, I usually don’t get upset over political stuff, but this whole thing really chapped my ass.
Dude better get used to eating shit , methinks it’ll be the main part of his diet for the next while .
Terry Moran is usually less contemptible than other network reporters. Didn’t the Menendez boys get him where he is though?
I’m betting Nifong will do something dramatic in the next few months, such as:
1. Head for Mexico in a Ford Bronco with $10k and a cheap disguise;
2. Enter rehab;
3. Get pulled over for DUI, during which he’ll ask the arresting officer, “Do you know who I am?”
4. He’ll be arrested for soliciting a black prostitute in the bad part of Durham;
5. Crawl under a couch and assume the fetal position, á la Jim Bakker;
6. Call the Lacrosse accuser a nappy-headed ho, which will cause his arrest for hate speech and consequent death by buggery from cellmates named Maurice and LeBraun.
“Samhita at feministing just posted that she’s not gonna apologize to the Duke women’s lacrosse team. “
That blog is a cesspool of stupidity and casuistry.
just realized in my fury that I called him Tony. whoops.
Dude is going down hard.
Q30
Seems Samhita, and lots of her commenters, still think the Duke players just “got away with it”…
It’s pretty nasty stuff
Neither feministe nor pandagon have not said a THING about the Duke players
but they sure are going after Markos because he’s dissing the “blogger code of conduct”
excuse me while I snicker a little at that!
OH, like the rich white boys paid him off? Or it was always an inside job?
funny part is, I think the rabid anti-gop leftists were chomping at the bit to do so until they wen to google fact check and learnt white southerner with Trent Lott look an cut was one of their own…so? C r i c k e t s.
Good article in today’s Herald Tribune on this.
A welcome antidote to the BBC report, which said the trial had been stopped for lack of evidence, as though they were guilty really, but…
Darleen-
“Seems Samhita, and lots of her commenters, still think the Duke players just “got away with it”… “
Admitting when they’re wrong doesn’t seem to be a strong point among them.
But I suppose it’s still possible that Magnum had been raped by Sasquatch.
You can take it to the bank that neither feministe, pand*gon nor any of their ilk will be apologizing about anything.
After spraying their justifications with a liberal coat of “rich white boys”, “frat boy patriarchy,” and “racist victimization.” (this so as to ensure that the radical Talking Points Generator© gets its proper workout) the argument will be framed with one concept in mind; the message of overarching truthiness is far more important than whether or not these punks get any sympathy or justice.
The “message is bigger than you, bee-atch” will also apply to the women Lacrosse players. They inhabit a special place of loathing for, like the Muslim Apostate who falls away from the true faith, the players have violated the “sisterhood” construct where all men are judged terroristic (except for those who bow and apologise to the sisterhood for their very gender identity on a regular basis.) At the very least, in order to secure their gender bonafides, they should have STFU and let the real queens of matriarchal stroking convey the message of a patriarchy out of control and wealth (perceived or real) as an excuse to subhumanize a class of defendants.
The story must go on and that story is transcendant and righteous! Legal niceties and fair play have no place in the ranting when truths are involved. Hey, Al Gore’s personal carbon footprint is the size of Sasquatch on batch steroids? Irrelevant! It is the good of the message, the message is king!
Now, just like the Duke Woman’s Lacrosse Team, the rest of us should genuflect to gender righteousness and STFU. STFU!!
I think I’ll go make a sexy omelet…
You’d have thought he could get away in his Ferrari.
Odd that. I thought Mike Nifong actually was a rabblerousing dung beetle.
Funny bit here when in the second clip when Malik Shabazz rationalizes offensive language in rap by alleging it is all made possible by white people buying the music. While this may be true, isn’t a black man who sells out his own people to pander to whitey the text book definition of an Uncle Tom?
There was an assembly of dung beetles outside my window this morning. They are demanding that Jeff hereby retract this defamatory analogy.
Long live the free speech rights of nappy-headed dung beetles. You know like Sharpton’s, Jackson’s, O’Donnell’s, Cho’s, thirty other comedian’s, a hundred “rapper’s”, entire industries of “entertainment” exec’s, and half the country’s.
Those rights. Those rights to fire from private employment wealthy white guys in the entertaiment industry. For speaking what may not be spoken.
I read Deadspin.com, the Gawker progeny, for a couple of months, but stopped because, while funny, there was that distinct young urban “sophisticate” snottery to the editorial and much of the comentary. Anyway, deadspin went apeshit (to use the technical phrase) on this story when it first broke, actually printing the names, ages and (I believe) hometowns of the entire team.
So when I went there yesterday to see their response to the case ending, there was a one line note, “Thank god that Duke case is over.” A couple of people tried calling them out on this in the comments section, and were promptly shouted down by the claims of the “they got away with it” crowd.
Utterly charming.
“blogger code of conductâ€Â
There’s a code of conduct? Isn’t that kinda like mafia honor?
I hope Nifong gets what he deserves.
Did anyone notice that the day of the Duke players were declared innocent Fox News put up the accuser’s picture with the descriptive term “DUKE LIAR” underneath????
I thought that was…unusual, to say the least of a news station. Fox has balls, I tell you that.
I also just waded for a bit through the comments section on that idiotic Terry Moran piece. It appears that in a fair amount of people’s minds, the Duke Three were guilty of being white, male and wealthy (although I’m pretty sure at least one of them came from a distinctly middle class background), and that was good enough to send them to jail.
Class war, anyone?
Hey – anybody named “Shabazz” has bigger problems than merely being a dumb political tool.
Still waiting to hear that the Supreme Council of Secret Muslim Stuff has decided that the NOI are NOT a bunch of blasphemers who must be exterminated once sharia comes to the US…
offensive language in rap by alleging it is all made possible by white people buying the music.
Well, I suppose it’s time to spill; Which crackers on this blog are buying rap music? I mean, since conservatives hate (and fear) brown people, it’s obviously a Rovian plot that “we” buy the music that perpetuates the negative stereotypes of the black man as thug and criminal, and the black woman as a ‘ho. So, fess up, which one of you racist crackers are supporting the degeneration of black woman by buying Thug Mob?
My conscious is clear. I have truly showed MY support for the black man by labeling rap crap .
Not me, I’m in the clear.
However I will confess to perpetuating the emboldening stereotypes that are rampant on talk radio by listening to Imus, Stern, Rush, and Glen Beck. I am heartbroken at my own insensitive fueling of this hateful, hurtful genre due to my, you know, listening.
sorry…
I have never bought rap music, but my 14 yr old listens to it.
It’s so awful. And I am not talking about the language. They have actually toned that down in recent years. But the music itself is just without any redeeming qualities.
Here are the lyrics to one of his favorite artists. I’m thinking the singer is an ass man.
Oh, and btw, I don’t let him listen to this, but I have caught him listening.
Grown And Sexy lyrics
[Talking]
Ha-ha yeah, it’s yours truly Houston’s own
Chamillionaire holding it down, for the playa that don’t believe
In love at first sight, but the playa that believes that he
Can get love on the first night, that’s right
So before I get to discussing, what type of eye candy I need
What type of visual stimulation, she needs to be able to achieve
There’s something special bout ya, that ain’t hard to see
[Hook]
Grown and sexy from your head, down to your toes you know you’re fine
Got that perfect face a perfect shape, and perfect smile (a perfect smile)
But soon as you turned around, it’s something that I realized yeah
You look better from behind, you look better from behind, grown and sexy
[Chamillionaire]
From the moment you flashed your teeth, I knew that we had to meet
Your face was the Mona Lisa, your ass was a masterpiece
Asked ya if you was married, and that’s when you answered no
I asked if you had a nigga, and that’s when you said fa sho
So I didn’t care, as you walked away I was stare
At your bottom in apple bottoms, your waist was shaped like a pare
Really round at the bottom, a little thin up there
So instead of letting ya leave, I pursued ya just like the playa
That I am and damn, couldn’t help but to help myself
To a helping because I smelled some perfume, that can make me melt
And you shoulda seen my demeanor, I had to control myself
Approaching you from the rear, as I tapped you right on your belt
And you tried to look surprised, like you didn’t know I was behind ya
But I could tell by your smile, you was waiting on me to find ya
Mess with my thought a bit, and tried to play hard to get
You don’t wanna look like you’re freaky, pretend like it’s hard to hit
[Hook]
[Chamillionaire]
Let’s give a toast, to the ladies that look better up close
That look better by the behind, and better when you approach
You try your best to get up close, until you smelling the soap
Lovely ladies from coast to coast, get in bed and she dope
Not a eight and not a nine, grade you more than just a dime
Bentley steering wheel body, cause you look better from behind
Grip around your waist turn it, like I’m just trying to get a better view
Cause God must of been working hard, when he assembled you
I’m trying to test drive, your rear and your shape
And I’m power steering your waist, and I see your rear is in shake
If you thought I couldn’t handle it, then you’re really mistaken
No one here to keep you near, then you’re here for the taking
I’m still waiting, for you to give me one good reason
Why you couldn’t leave and be speeding, off in some good breezing
You’ll never spend another boring night, in some hood freezing
But posted up by standing water, during some good season
[Hook]
[Chamillionaire]
Had to tell you, that I’m really feeling your style
Saw you walking by, and couldn’t let you pass
Gotta tell ya, that I’m really feeling your smile
But even better, is the beauty of your ass
Staring right, into the beauty of your profile
There’s something, that I gotta ask
Can you let me, let me
Let me, view your beauty from the back
Two of my all time favorite rap lyrics:
“She swallowed it…It don’t matter just don’t bite”
and
“Bitches ain’t nothing but tricks and hos”
That’s keepin the shit real, yo!
Hmmmm.
Ok I’ll come clean.
I don’t buy rap music. Instead I make it. While I am in real life a 43 y/o asian guy I’m also secretly Snoop Dogg. Sure it takes a helluva lot of makeup and a wig, not to mention platform shoes since I’m 8” too short. But there ya go.
Have you heard the Ben Folds version of that song?
That can’t compare to the Alannis Morisette cover of “My Humps”.
I have you know I am NOT a “cracker”, and I have the Barry Manilow and George Jones CDs to prove it. Besides, the last time I was drunk, I’m pretty sure I was dancing…or something.
You too?
Okay, I don’t really make it but I make something so closely resembling it every morning.
Right after the bathroom door closes, the exhaust fan is on, and I sit down.
I’ve been known to serenade my wife with the less incendiary lyrics from Eminem’s “Shake Tha Ass” – however, sung in a Robert Goulet-like Vegas lounge style. Much to both our amusement.
Maybe I’ve stumbled upon the true way to kill rap – use Robert Goulet, Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme, Jerry Vale, etc. to start doing cover versions. Perhaps this will shame the kids into returning to the classics.
Such as Rush, woooooooooo! *making the devil’s horns and shaking my head*
Well, I have to admit I enjoy Richard Cheese version of rap.
I’m so ashamed to have contributed to the hate of brown people.
I frequently do an impromptu rap song and dance for my wife and kids. They scream at me to stop. I don’t know if it’s because it’s rap or because a 52-year old 6’6” white man is singing and dancing for his family.
Ah, bullshit, Malik. That makes it profitable, hardcore pimp-ass niggaz make it possible. Not to mention that most of this crap came from little indie labels often artist-owned, long before whitey ever took notice, and the Joooo saw the money in it.
And what was it Snoop said about rap? Oh, yeah:
It’s in they heart, beyotch! And it’s whitey’s fault, always.
I neither buy nor make rap. In fact, like Kurasawa I make mad films.
The other day I actually saw a teenager carrying a couple of lacrosse … thingies. I wanted to stop and advise him not to apply to Duke.
Bonfire of the Vanities, anyone?
I want a CD called “Robert Goulet Raps Kanye West”…
Now THAT would be entertainment.
I’ll trade you my “1,000 Strings Play Led Zeppalin” for it.
Jose Feliciano’s special reunion album with RunDMC?
Richard Cheese is the shizznit.
The Chipmunks Sing the Beatles is one of my favorite albums. Seriously.
Curiously, the unofficial mascot for the project I’m on is a dung beetle.
I have Licensed to Ill. So I support rap, provided its done by white Jews.
Or the Sugarhill Gang.
Hey, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard No More Mr. Nice Guy.
Can’t you just feel the power?
Not quite a cracker–though I do like them–but I guess I’m the guy here who buys all the rap records.
So I’m the one who has to point out that “Bitches Ain’t Shit” is a sarcastic-masculist shit-talking answer song to an obscure-to-you-crackers but popular feminist anti-black-male ditty called “Brothers Ain’t Shit,” by Roxanne Shante, who before that track was pretty much every black guy’s second-favorite female rapper.
Note that, despite being the subject/object of one of the five rap songs every white person knows, you don’t even know who she is. She got, in cracker parlance, owned. And it was good.
(Aside: Malkin’s angle on the Imus thing looks really stupid to anyone who know things like this. Which is millions of people. Don’t take it.)
Wait! Wait! I’ve got a “Say YES to Polka” LP that I’m dying to trade.
Really…
I’ll take ‘em! and um, I could offer Lounge-a-palooza.
Steve and Edie singing “Black Hole Sun”(?)
*shudder*
My favorite rap song is “Convoy”. ……….Kenworth haulin’ hogs……..nobody lays down phat alliteration like that any more.
William Shatner singing “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”
“blogger code of conductâ€Â
There’s a code of conduct? Isn’t that kinda like mafia honor?
More like guidelines, mate.