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“I got your beads right here, pale face!”

Just as an angry moon can sometimes cover the sun, so too can the man of ambition bring home many fine pelts.*

(h/t Dario)

8 Replies to ““I got your beads right here, pale face!””

  1. the polar bears says:

    Hey! Save some of them otters for us, dammit!

  2. mojo says:

    Scalped by Injuns?

    How nostalgic…

  3. BJTexs says:

    BWAAAAAA HAHAHAHA

    DIE, POLAR BEARS, WHILE WE SUPERHEAT THE EARTH LIKE A BEACH PIT FOR A CLAMBAKE.

    ROASTED PENGUIN, ANYONE?

    I AM NEOCON AND THE EARTH IS MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

    BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  4. Jeffersonian says:

    I see the tribes are redicovering the Rite of Fleecing the Great White Pigeons.

  5. Guilt-Stricken Honky says:

    We deserve it. It’s all our fault that these people are not basking in paradise and the entrails of a neighboring tribe. I for one, welcome the newest opportunity to repent for the collective sins of my bloodmonger ancestors.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Me too. But I think I should be able to do it with a handful of magic beans—not US currency.

  7. BJTexs says:

    Jeff:

    Broken Treaty Offsets?

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