News Presenter: So, we turn now once again to Bob Robertson, camped outside the Edwards compound. Bob? Reporter: Hi, Tom. News Presenter: Do you have anything new to report from the Edwards campaign on the fate of the Pwn3dagon 2? Reporter: We’re still waiting for a definitive announcement from an Edwards spokesperson regarding the fate of the two hostages.
February 2007
February 8, 2007
Holy Crap! [Dan Collins]
ABC reporter Terry Moran has inadvertently opened up an Amanda’s Box! You can’t believe the shit that’s flying out of there! It’s like Raiders of the Lost Ark on steroids! Head for the hills! Save yourself! Meanwhile, outside of the Edwards compound:
February 8, 2007
Hall of Fame BDS Post [Dan Collins]
Thanks a lot, B Moe. Now I’m not going to sleep again tonight due to Jackass Laughing Syndrome. I thought Iowahawk’s post would be the funniest thing I read today. Maybe this week or even month. Then B Moe finds this. Here’s a taste: Has America lost her heritage? Has America lost hope? If these feeling well up inside you in a thunder or in a furry!! Then it’s not
February 8, 2007
red pills found behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 15
At first blush, my purchase of an iRobot Roomba Discovery seemed a fairly innocuous domestic gesture—I mean, sure, I’m introducing artificial intelligence into an already potentially volatile environment, one overrun with strung-out sugar beets and a megalomaniacal Sea monkey king; but it’s not like the thing doesn’t have an on/off switch, right?—and yet I have to admit that, since its first halting jerks along the floor of the great room,
February 8, 2007
Are You Feeling Okay? [Dan Collins]
You’re looking kind of flushed. YMMV. Iowahawk’s expose: The Pandagon Papers (Parental Advisory; h/t Rightwingsparkle; do not try this in “real life”)
February 7, 2007
The Legacy of Defeatism: short-term gains, long-term losses?
In her latest Weekly Standard piece, “Irresolution,” Noemie Emery discusses the political and rhetorical repercussions of the Senate’s bi-partisan (though heavily-Democratic) move to pass a non-binding resolution criticizing the President’s surge plan, a revolting bit of political theater that would have had the practical effect of providing the military with a vote of no confidence—while simultaneously demoralizing Iraqis committed to a democratic republic and providing the separatists and terrorists inside
February 7, 2007
Carter to Wiesenthal: Money-Grubbing Jews! [Dan Collins]
Way gone moonbattery. Way. h/t LGF
February 7, 2007
Knowing when to quit [Dan Collins]
Knowing when to quit Heh. Maybe you can change your name to . . . I dunno . . . Jamil Hussein. Any of you interested in helping me found justgetthefuckoveritalready.org, please email. Here are the final two paragraphs of the Salon article noted by rightwingsparkle: Leading the charge against Marcotte—and to a lesser extent McEwan—have been bloggers like the National Review’s Kathryn Jean Lopez and Michelle Malkin. Malkin originally
February 7, 2007
“Diversity drivel”
From Vincent Carroll, the Rocky Mountain News: ‘Most white people most of the time” share the belief that “bland is best” when it comes to aesthetics. They believe that “wealth equals worth” and that a wife is “subordinate to (her) husband.” In communicating, white people “don’t show emotion” and “avoid conflict, intimacy.” They share an ethic of “win at all costs” and possess a “master and control nature.” Had enough