Thanks a lot, B Moe. Now I’m not going to sleep again tonight due to Jackass Laughing Syndrome.
I thought Iowahawk’s post would be the funniest thing I read today. Maybe this week or even month.
Then B Moe finds this. Here’s a taste:
Has America lost her heritage?
Has America lost hope? If these feeling well up inside you in a thunder or in a furry!! Then it’s not too late!!
Your pride is still in tact and your patioitizum too!!Now we have to get out of Our respective houses, off our respective, rumps, and shut off the contant PC and walk out the frount door and GET
INVOLVED!!!
You bastard. It’s Witheld in drag, isn’t it?
BMoe: We are in your debt. Solid gold.
The reality based community.
“clean cut”
I’m not liking the implications here! WHITIST!
BTW: She calls herself “God Fearing.” I wonder if Mandy twitched at that characterization.
Sorry. It was all the Weight Watcher’s “Fruities” I ate earlier this week. Too much sorbitol in those damned things.
I thought this was the perfect BDS post. Then Amanda pointed out that there was nothing in it about the patriarchal oppression of women, or Abu Ghraib, or the controlled demolition of the WTC, or illegal domestic spying, or the Rethuglican war on the poor and middle class, or the traitorous outing of Valerie Plame, or the secret plan to bring back the draft. So I sat down and wrote another paragraph:
I was drafted the day that Mama got out of Abu Ghraib
So I couldn’t afford to pick her up in the rain
But before we could plant the charges in WTC1
She got spied on by a danged old Plame.
And Amanda had to admit that I’d written the perfect BDS post.
What’s your name? Who’s your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken any time
To sue an OB-GYN till he bleeds?
You know, after reading that I do feel a stirring in my gut, bubbling to the surface, welling up in a thunder . . .
wait, I’ll be right back . . .
Holy Crap! It must be really hard to type when your fingers keep slipping on your spittle-flecked keyboard!
I went outside, but there was nobody there. Too cold to wait long, so I’m back inside.
Next time, you first.
Edwards is right. There are two Americas. One has taken the time and effort to become literate. He has evidently alligned himself with the other.
lol, Paul.
and I’ll post and blog as long as you will let me….
I think my patio has just been insulted.
Do you see the anarchy that has taken over the Edwards site?
Non approved ideas are being posted. Won’t someone think of the children.
I think that was written by a public school educated 13 year old!
Are you sure Withheld doesn’t have a sister?
And where the hell is Withheld, anyway?
I was born with my patioitizum still in tact, but the doctors were able to remove it.
j
Is this the vicious rant or the important action alert?
…and this one time, at bandcamp…
Paul,
I totally missed the Jerry Jeff Walker vibe on my first reading. Brilliant. Thanks to Maggie for the cluebat.
My piss poor contribution to the effort:
M is for the mud the wingnuts throw at me.
A is for the ass I make of myself.
R is for the reality expressed in my blog.
C is for chimpy.
O is for………ehh fuck it. This is harder than I thought.
“If these feeling well up inside you in a thunder or in a furry!!”
Is Edwards now pursuing the furry vote?
Look for his next campaign ad, “My Silky Pony”.
I knew I left my pride somewhere.