Please Note: I have not paid attention to the Scooter Libby Trial. I don’t care about the Scooter Libby Trial. If there is something important about the Scooter Libby Trial that I am missing, please inform me. I was listening to Tim Russert of Meet the Press talk to David Broder and a few other reporters about the Scooter Libby trial while feeding Little Toot lunch. While Washington is all

Over at Joe Klein’s new blog, he emphasizes how vile the right wingers in the blogosphere are, as contrasted with the well-meaning, always friendly, never insulting left. No.  He really does. Clearly, somebody like Yglesias is way above being a partisan douchebag like . . . well, me.  Because their fury, you know, is justifiable (is that the same thing as justified, or just).  He’s right about the tone on

According to that pansy-ass, Michael Yon, one of the effects of American troops spending long stints in Iraq is that they are going teh ghey!  I wonder how the neo-cons are going to greet them when they come home! There is a hidden passion for Chuck Norris among some of the troops . . . especially in outhouses. Teh ghey chickens are coming home-oh! to roost, chickenhawks! For what I

If you don’t think it will make you aspirate your cruller, please go get a look at this article in This is London (of the Evening Standard) about the burgeoning popularity of trutherist paranoia regarding 9/11, and particularly the Loose Change fuckumentary.  A taste: The movie was shown on television to 50 million people in 12 countries on the fifth anniversary of 9/11 last autumn. More than 100,000 DVDs have

Jim Treacher’s Somebody not Jim Treacher who is nevertheless admired by and linked by Jim Treacher’s new boutique site is dedicated to considering the phenomenon of hot chicks with douchebags from every conceivable psychosocial angle.  So, when you’re in the mood for more analysis of hot chicks with douchebags, go there.  I can’t recommend it highly enough.  Of all the sites dedicated to the subject, not-Treacher’s is by far the

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest. –Winston Churchill Well, Vladimir Putin finally reveals his hand: he wants to rule the world and he’s angry the U.S. interferes with his plans. That’s not exactly what he said, though: Attacking the concept of a “unipolar” world

Holy shit!  Talk about the hypocrisy of the wingers! Cameron ‘smoked drugs at school’ Conservative leader David Cameron took drugs while he was a pupil at Eton College, a new biography has claimed. At least he doesn’t smoke those disgusting cigarettes, like Obama. UNRELATED: 2 Italians stoned to death on Cape Verde I guess one of them had sex with a local guy, so they killed her and another one

Seems we’ve got ourselves an agent provocateur in the hizzouse, albeit a really stupid one. See here and here. Who might it be? Why, one of the Sadly, I’m An Ankle Biter!s Jeff notes: They’ve been doing a lot of poking around in my archives, looking for my “hate,” apparently. And apparently they’ve decided to up the ante by counterfeiting some hate of their own as they can’t seem to

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