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Are You Feeling Okay? [Dan Collins]

You’re looking kind of flushed.

YMMV.

Iowahawk’s expose: The Pandagon Papers

(Parental Advisory; h/t Rightwingsparkle; do not try this in “real life”)

44 Replies to “Are You Feeling Okay? [Dan Collins]”

  1. Darleen says:

    Ok… that ends it. NO ONE can top that.

    Fucking righteous!

    (damn, Iowahawk almost owes me a new laptop)

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    You think no one can top that, eh?

    Hmmm.  I might have to start some sort of prison journal…

  3. Darleen says:

    I might have to start some sort of prison journal…

    [eye brows raised in anticipation]

    BTW, it didn’t take long but radicalized Ilkya has pulled out the cuntcard (I’m not linking her but I will quotesmile

    Amanda and Melissa may lose their jobs, and you, the usual complete tools, may crow loud and long about it; but there were women watching your vile production yesterday who began to wonder how much, exactly, the right wing hates women; who began to wonder if this smear campaign would have been carried out in quite the same way had it been Duncan Black or Markos Moulitsas Zuniga whom Edwards hired; who began to wonder if this tidal wave of hate could ever conceivably come crashing down on them.

    I say to them, it can.

    And if ever you commit the unpardonable sin of changing your mind about anything, and you make the mistake of changing it in the wrong direction, it will.

  4. Darleen says:

    ok…that smiley was unintended

    I just don’t want to link the little girl with the Mandy crush.

  5. Bill D. Cat says:

    Bottom Feeding Maggots ? Is that some kind of a sexual euphamism ? ‘Cause if it’s not , it should be .

  6. John Edwards says:

    Can y’all give me a break.  I did not read Marcotte’s blog, heck I didn’t even directly hire her.  Someone said, how about a campaign blog and I said sure.  She seemed ok then I find out about this Holy Spirit stuff.  I have a freakin headache.  I need this shit like a hole in my head.  We have to landscape the new house.  Hillary is now leading in Iowa.  Everyone loves Obama.  What in the hell is happening? 

    I have issues to discuss.  Coatless girls who need coats.  I have a lot to offer!

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Funny how Ilyka goes right to the sweeping generalization, overlooking the fact that maybe it’s just her, Marcotte, and a few other ballbusters who constantly make sweeping generalizations about “right wing men” that we can’t stand.

    Occam’s Lady Bic, you see.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    Again, for the record, Jeff’s broadly hinted that perhaps, at least for the moment, we might let it go, because after all there are a lot of other interesting things to discuss.

    But I can’t help it.  It’s simply beyond my control.

    On the positive side, I’ve resisted the urge to encourage everyone to write in to the Edwards people to let them know what we’ll be missing if they fire Amanda and Shakes.

  9. Bill D. Cat says:

    IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT…… umm .. never mind , nothing to see here .

  10. John Edwards says:

    I am watching Lost now.  I love that show and I feel like the Island is after me with all this shit coming down around my head.  Where’s my comb?

  11. mojo says:

    I might have to start some sort of prison journal…

    You pillow-biter, you…

    BEG for it, butch!.

    — Sundance 2006

    SB: own96

    well, YEAH!

  12. OHNOES says:

    Funny how Ilyka goes right to the sweeping generalization, overlooking the fact that maybe it’s just her, Marcotte, and a few other ballbusters who constantly make sweeping generalizations about “right wing men” that we can’t stand.

    Man, Ilyka even is pretty crappy at being a leftist. I mean, I could understand if she turned into a moderately intelligent leftist, but she has just uttered an endless stream of pathetic mewlings.

  13. steve says:

    I will miss Amanda.  I will never forget the time she said,

    One thing I vow here and now -you motherfuckers who want to ban birth control will never sleep. I will fuck without making children day in and out

    in and out

    in and out

    in and out

    in and out

    in and out

    I forget the rest of quote, but I already covered the good part.

    Also, any woman who describes semen as “hot, white, and sticky” is confusing freshly boiled glue with the real thing.  I wonder if she’s like the 40 y.o. virgin or something.

    Seriously, I regret this mishap.  She could have shut up, taken the job, and pre-emptively distanced herself from her previous comments—not necessarily outright rejection but distance –and I for one would have said, let it be.

    But it was not to be.  I guess.

  14. wishbone says:

    who began to wonder if this smear campaign would have been carried out in quite the same way had it been Duncan Black or Markos Moulitsas Zuniga whom Edwards hired

    Yes.  And I for one believe Edwards should hire them NOW.

    Would I make a good Hillary or Obama operative or what?

  15. Phil K. says:

    is confusing freshly boiled glue with the real thing

    Barbaro Week was last week.

  16. B Moe says:

    …if this smear campaign would have been carried out in quite the same way had it been Duncan Black…

    Who would be offended by “Open Thread”?

    Joo tailors, maybe? I dunno.

  17. steve says:

    Barbaro Week was last week.

    Nicely done!

  18. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    I’m sorry, I was busy highlighting passages in The Handmaid’s Tale and my Gor novel collection.  I gather I missed some kind of blog kerfuffle…?

  19. happyfeet says:

    We must revel in this revealing moment. Look, I suggest that we get everybody together, both students and teachers, in the cafeteria, and just.. talk, and.. feel, together.

  20. Defense Guy says:

    I’ll be honest here, I really don’t want to live in a country in which Iowahawk couldn’t be the blogmistress for John Edwards because of his filthy, filthy mouth.  Maybe I’ll move to Hawaii.

  21. Darleen says:

    maybe it’s just her, Marcotte, and a few other ballbusters who constantly make sweeping generalizations about “right wing men”

    Not just “right wing men”, Jeff. Mandy and co hold a special little place in their gut for us inauthentic, traitors-to-our-sex women.

  22. gahrie says:

    I’m sorry, I was busy highlighting passages in The Handmaid’s Tale and my Gor novel collection.  I gather I missed some kind of blog kerfuffle…?

    If you are a fan of Gor, there is a new series written by SciFi author John Ringo, starring a character named Ghost that you will Love.

  23. mojo says:

    He doesn’t play drums, I hope.

  24. richard mcenroe says:

    Gahrie—Ringo rocks!

  25. wishbone says:

    I’ll be honest here, I really don’t want to live in a country in which Iowahawk couldn’t be the blogmistress for John Edwards because of his filthy, filthy mouth.  Maybe I’ll move to Hawaii.

    You owe me for the new keyboard that I bought to replace the one Iowahawk ruined that I bought to replace the last one Jeff ruined with a billy Jack post, Defense Guy.

  26. B Moe says:

    I can’t stop.  I am thinking of sending Marcotte a Valentines boquet, she has brought me so much joy>

  27. Dan Collins says:

    When Edwards loses, I think he ought to file a class-action suit against BushCo for causing all this BDS.

  28. Dan Collins says:

    Maybe that Citizen Journalist guy ought to try and work some Catholic churchgoers into burning Amanda and Melissa in effigy in the church parking lot.  He could, y’know, hand out flyers and stuff.

  29. Karl says:

    re: Iowahawk

    There are no references to “godbags,” which leads me to suspect those memos might be phony.  Gonna e-mail Charles and have him look into it.

  30. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Judging by my referral logs today, I’m betting the SN! folks—or one of their clone sites—is doing some “research” on me. 

    I think the angle is going to be that I work to get people canned.  None of it will be true, but at least I’ll be treated to another flattering photoshop job.

    Draven!

  31. MayBee says:

    co hold a special little place in their gut for us inauthentic, traitors-to-our-sex women.

    They may hate us Darleen, but let’s remember we also hate ourselves.

    B Moe- did you write that?

  32. TerryH says:

    Amanda finally gets the respect she deserves.

    BMoe strikes gold Edwards/Marcotte

    Who’s is OUR DADDY??

    WE know somewhere deep inside there is something bubbling to the surface!!

    Well my incestors wus poor as church mice, they didn’t leave me no hertage, so I guess my anser is no.  I wood vote for a rich presdent tho if he would leave me some tho.

    Indeed.  I guess we know who’s is not OUR MOMMY over at Edward’s campaign central.

  33. happyfeet says:

    Amanda finally gets the respect she deserves, verily

    Marcotte’s pre-Edwards blogging oeuvre may have been provocative and profanity laced, but it was still not far from the mainstream of the blood sport that is political blogging. And there is a welcome wonkishness to Marcotte, who, unlike some star bloggers, is not afraid to parse policy with her readers. Those qualities helped earn Pandagon, which will continue in the care of other bloggers while she’s gone, a dedicated and sizable fan base. Marcotte has made it clear to her fans that working for a campaign requires a change in tone. “I know how the game works,” she wrote in a recent post. “I’m more interested in helping my candidate win than anything—luckily we see eye to eye on most issues.”

  34. steve says:

    http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0702/nblogger0212.jpg

    THIS is the gal who’s going to fuck without making babies day in and out?

    Who cares?

  35. papertiger says:

    (from B Moe’s link to the official John Edwards Blog)

    Am I concerened about America’s Hertiage?

    Yes?

    No?

    Maybe?

    needs fixing?

  36. OHNOES says:

    This is my first time really visiting the intellectual slums of Pandagon and Feministe in ages.

    These guys are HILARIOUS!

  37. Pablo says:

    A few days after that, a prominent Catholic group demanded that Marcotte be fired, citing several Pandagon posts that savaged conservative Catholic stances.

    Uh, yeah. That’s what this is. Savaging conservative catholic stances.

    “Q: What if Mary had taken Plan B after the Lord filled her with his hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit? A: You’d have to justify your misogyny with another ancient mythology.”

    Oh, those silly conservative Catholics. So easily offended. Liberal Catholics eat stuff like this up. Ha ha.

  38. furriskey says:

    Hs she actually gone yet? We may be mourning her passing too soon. She may rise from her Pajama-coffin, rip the stake from her throbbing breast and start all over again.

    Key organ music.

  39. Dan Collins says:

    The stake is kind of phallic.

  40. furriskey says:

    True. But the coffin is kind of womb-like. Not that I have any ambitions in that direction. Oh no.

    Why did the other chick (h/t Bstickers) up there seem to think we are only rude about women? Has she not read The Timmi Dialogues? The Second Alfi? I’m happy to be rude about anyone who is a posturing hypocrite, man, woman or feminyst.

  41. Dan Collins says:

    I think the short answer is that it’s not enough to have the right to express stupidity; they want the right to always have their stupidity approved.

  42. B Moe says:

    B Moe- did you write that?

    “Who’s Our Daddy”, not the original post, no.  That was found art.

    I have, however, come up with the perfect solution to the Gitmo prisoner’s rights controversy:  from now on any suspected terrorist who is detained shall immediately be taught to play lacrossse. 

    Bingo!  Everybody is happy!

  43. Dale says:

    And the real funny thing is the effect this has on Edwards’ campaign. He fires her, the nutroots types go ballistic. Had he kept her, he could have played the victim card, “right-wing-nuts-with anti-womyn-agenda” card and secured their love. If he had a functioning set, he probably could have rode this out.

    But he’s from the people-using Clinton playbook. He was hiring her because it didn’t matter to him, and when she became a minor liability he kicked her to the curb like a frat boy getting rid of a 4:00 AM hookup.

    BTW for those of you keeping score at home: I apparently got moderated out at Punkassblog. Oh, if only I had included a few f**ks and linked to some chapter of Leviticus, they could have used me as an example of the loony right. However, since I tried to have dialogue I didn’t fit the meme. But what do you expect of me, I’m just some lame Godbag!

    But reading their screeds is addictive. It’s like reading those bad novel contest entries, only there is the added thrill that they mean it.

  44. Eben Flood says:

    Please don’t post links to Feministe, the articles are boring as hell.

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