Buy her this for Christmas:
Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim and begin questioning them, if they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a volt. We’re assuming this isn’t really dangerous… The Shocking Liar game retails for $19.99 at Spencers.
Special price when you buy it with the Fucking Asshole game.
Humina humina humina…
I swear that looks like a three fingered dehumidifier. What are you trying to pull, Bubba?
OK. I’m not allowed to post comments for ten seconds. I haven’t been on my computer for at least six fucking hours! Hello? Do I sound like Charlotte Simmons’ roomate, Beverly?
Is this too much fun, or what?
Whether or not it is already dangerous, I’m sure the modifications wouldn’t be too challenging.
Funny.
And disturbing.
Discuss.
I think I’m on the same page. Simpler than the device in “Brainstorm” but hopefully as effective. When do we beta test?
I was tempted to make an Andrew Sullivan joke here, but I realized that would be really cheap.
– So who’s first in line to bench test it on monkey….any volunteers….Hey…hey….no shoving in line….everybody’s gets a chance …Chill
– I’ll take my shot when the “Blimp asshole stretcher” prototype gets here…..
Because of the Missiles!!
… and that’s ARRRRMMMYYY Blimp to you, sir!
Hey, what a great way to train yourself to lie convincingly!
Should I have said that?