Come on.  Show me some love.  Just a little love.  That’s all I ask for.  A little– yes.  Yes!  Fucking finally… I knew I was fucking right… Thank fucking– …  FUCK!  You fucking tease don’t fucking… shit… this is fucking awful.

Jeff is busy with a variety of interesting and time-consuming projects, so he’s asked that I post this: I’m asking for your help again in spreading the word about this latest tragedy in our Air Force family. “The eleven year old brother had to have part of his liver removed, doctors are trying to repair his broken pelvic bone, and his right arm had to be amputated just below the

Godamnit you motherfucking sonofabitch GO DOWN!!!

Have we captured bin Laden yet?  And when we do, can we just say the war is over and get back to the business of pushing for Universal Healthcare and a national ban on transfats, bullies, smoking, bullies who smoke, fat people, people who bully fat people, fur, SUVs, fat bullies who wear fur, and any pet that was created for the express purpose of being a pet? After all,

DIE NATTY DIE!!!

From the classic episode ”The Democrats of Triskelion”. Though I think I will spare you the pictures of a shirtless Steny Hoyer in his Shatnerian battle harness, or Nancy Pelosi in her drill thrall costume.  You’ll have to imagine those for yourself. UPDATE: Wouldn’t be complete without this, of course, courtesy of this site.

Huge ‘hurricane’ rages on Saturn A hurricane-like storm, two-thirds the diameter of Earth, is raging at Saturn’s south pole, new images from Nasa’s Cassini space probe reveal. Measuring 5,000 miles (8,000km) across, the storm is the first hurricane ever detected on a planet other than Earth. Scientists say the storm has the eye and eye-wall clouds characteristic of a hurricane and its winds are swirling clockwise at 350mph (550km/h). However,

Dems Plan to Force Change in Iraq Policy WASHINGTON (AP) – Emboldened by their congressional election triumph and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld’s resignation, Democrats say they will use their new clout to force a change in Iraq policy and demand that President Bush start bringing troops home. Iraq President Says Democrats Reassuring BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) – President Jalal Talabani said Thursday that he had been assured by Democrat congressional

I suppose it would be really cheap to mention that Angelina Jolie is in this week’s installment, right? “Yes, it is intolerable!”

And I revel in the fact that Europe’s national language will soon be Arabic. (I really don’t. This is called sarcasm.) Do they really believe that when Democrats take over, the West will cease facing an existential threat in the form of Islamofascism or Islamism (depending on the word of the moment)? Or will they gloat all they way to the guillotine of their own making? “There is less White