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News of Afghanistan

I suppose it would be really cheap to mention that Angelina Jolie is in this week’s installment, right?

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“Yes, it is intolerable!”

12 Replies to “News of Afghanistan”

  1. Wooooaaaaaahhhh Nellie! says:

    Did Angelina Jolie win a congressional seat too?  As Borat would say:  “very Nice!”

  2. Major John says:

    Not a seat in Congress – but she seems to be some sort of UN functionary now…

  3. Karl says:

    Actually, I think Borat would say, “Sexytime!”

  4. Karl says:

    …and don’t miss the big Afghan survey!

    PS:  As we’re observing Vet’s Day today, thanks, Major.

  5. monkyboy says:

    Angelina makes a better spokesperson than Lynndie England…

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/AG-10.jpg

  6. Pablo says:

    Not a seat in Congress – but she seems to be some sort of UN functionary now…

    A “Goodwill Ambassador”. She’s been doing that since she shot Tomb Raider in Cambodia and came home with a kid. Unlike most of her Hollywood contemporaries, Jolie actually walks the walk and puts her money where her mouth is, as well as putting her pretty little ass in some not very pretty places so that she actually knows of what she speaks.

  7. ahem says:

    I read recently that’s she’s being threatened by terrorists for playing Marianne Pearl in a new film about the death of Daniel Pearl. I hope it’s not true. Touch not one hair of her head, you monsters.

  8. Angelina makes a better spokesperson than Lynndie England…

    well, and that must be why we threw Lynndie into jail. huh, funny how that works.

  9. McGehee says:

    I was wondering why MissingLinkBoy felt compelled to throw Lynndie into this thread.

  10. Karl says:

    Contrary to prior reports, Pitt and Jolie were not threatened by Al-Qaeda, but by a little-known Islamic fundamentalist group trying to get publicity. The FBI has reassured them; the “Y” level security in India has been discontinued.

    And Jolie is looking more like Jennifer Lopez than Mariane Pearl. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  11. Major John says:

    I don’t care if she plays Minnie Pearl in the Hew Haw movie – if it helps those refugees any, I’m for it.

  12. Karl says:

    Oh, I completely agree—I was just pointing out that Jolie was still looking hot in the movie.

    And it not only may help refugess, but also may remind a broader audience of what the enemy is like.

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