Have we captured bin Laden yet? And when we do, can we just say the war is over and get back to the business of pushing for Universal Healthcare and a national ban on transfats, bullies, smoking, bullies who smoke, fat people, people who bully fat people, fur, SUVs, fat bullies who wear fur, and any pet that was created for the express purpose of being a pet?
After all, that’s what the government is FOR!
update: SENDING TROOPS TO IRAQ HAS DIVERTED US FROM THE REAL WAR, THE WAR ON CHILDHOOD OBESITY!
BRING THE TROOPS HOME AND LET THEM FIGHT THE SCOURGE OF CORN SYRUP IN OUR CHILDREN’S BEVERAGES!
—AND THIS TIME, MAKE SURE THEY HAVE THE APPROPRIATE BODY ARMOR, FOR CHRISSAKES!
Free the Cows!
Lettuce is Murder!
This post has to be the result of too many twinkies for breakfast.
You’d think our government was big enough to do both. That rumsfeld. Always trying to protect us from EVERY evil. Too bad.
I haven’t heard anything about the voting machines. I thought they were all hacked? I mean some of the Republicans only lost by 2000 votes, doesn’t that mean that the election was stolen? Did the Democrats pay off Diebold? Where did all my campaign contributions go? The Sciavos were supposed to pay off Diebold dammit! This election was FIXED!
It’s fun to see the Dems stumble out of the gate. I don’t think Pelosi is quite as much in control as she seems to believe. They want to make all the same mistakes they made 30 years ago.
This will be a test to see how many of us remember history. I know I do. I suspect the media will spin it as a Swiftboat thing: How dare you believe the evidence of your senses! It never happened!. Crass partisanship!We’re going to have a genuine problem with the media this time around. Much worse that Cronkite and Rather. Much, much worse. Prepare to be marginalized and disappeared.
me: It’s not the Twinkies; it’s the Jack Daniels.
actus: You have so little idea of how truly ignorant you are. My only consolation is that you’re going to find out.
The extra fifty pounds of body armor is the problem. The war is against body armor unless you consider a girdle body armor.
No blood for [canola] oil!
They don’t seem to have the time right now to worry about much more than deifying Ed Bradley. I figure when Cronkite finally buys it, you’ll see the entire news teams at NBC, ABC, CBS and CNN all stumbling towards the New York Times Building in sack cloth, flogging themselves with their Columbia University Journalism Diplomas while beseeching the God of Secularism for answers as to, “How Could this Happen!???”, while searching for a way to blame America.
What happened to the Evil Deiboldâ„¢ ?
Last election, all my colleagues were questioning the results and this time they’re simply talking about how best to negotiate with Bin Laden and Al Sadr.
Why?
Timeline bitches!
A timeline is announced, and the non-existent al-Qaeda forces in secular Iraq cheer a Democrat victory, brand us as retreating cowards, and announce plans to bring back the Caliphate while blowing up the White House.
Gee, great start!
Nope. A timeline won’t embolden the terrorists or be seen as a date for surrender.
SWIM, CAMBODIANS! SWIM!
Harder to build a raft in the desert. You can build one easy enough, but trying to get it to go anywere in the dunes is a real bitch.
And then there’s the college in California that has banned the Pledge of Allegiance.
Thanks, nancy.
It looks like when you remove an item from the agenda of your group, you ‘ban’ it. Good one, liberal media.
…despite overwhelming support for that item among those you claim tom represent
Pardon my edit, actass.
Yeah. You understand how groups elect people, and then these set agendas right? Don’t we love small “r” republicanism?
Just when you think despair will wash over everything, the necessary consequences of appeasing Islamofascism remove the danger of personal suicide and shift to the danger of national suicide. Now we’re talking a Comintern-like rescue, where the A-rabs ‘n all-others-alike are bombed into oblivion by a coalition of socialists and quasi-socialists obeying the dictates of the dialectic, which must protect homosexuals and latte-sippers from extinction.
Thank heaven I won’t have to do myself in.
I’d miss the show.
Well, I’m past defending the rights of the bullying wimps who think the purpose of government is to force other individuals to adopt their values. Al Quada is welcome to their heads.
I’ll loan my IBA (body armor) to a transfat consuming SUV that smokes.
Sometimes I have to re-read my oath of office to make sure I have to protect people like actus … yup, oh well.