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Global Warming Threat Reaches Saturn [Dan Collins]

Huge ‘hurricane’ rages on Saturn

A hurricane-like storm, two-thirds the diameter of Earth, is raging at Saturn’s south pole, new images from Nasa’s Cassini space probe reveal.

Measuring 5,000 miles (8,000km) across, the storm is the first hurricane ever detected on a planet other than Earth.

Scientists say the storm has the eye and eye-wall clouds characteristic of a hurricane and its winds are swirling clockwise at 350mph (550km/h).

However, unlike Earth hurricanes it seems stuck at the pole, not drifting.

“It looks like a hurricane, but it doesn’t behave like a hurricane,” Dr Andrew Ingersoll, a member of Cassini’s imaging team at the California Institute of Technology said. “Whatever it is, we’re going to focus on the eye of this storm and find out why it’s there.”

Though Jupiter’s Great Red Spot storm moves counter-clockwise, and is far bigger than the storm on Saturn, it does not have the eye and eye-wall that mark out a hurricane.

An Earth hurricane’s eye and eye-walls form when warm, moist air flows inwards across an ocean’s surface and rapidly rises vertically, dropping heavy rain in a circular band around descending air in the eye.

But Saturn is a gaseous planet therefore this storm does not have an ocean at its base.

The Saturn storm is bigger not only in diameter than an Earth hurricane, but in height too, with a ring of huge clouds towering 20-45 miles above the well-developed eye – two to five times higher than in storms on Earth.

Unknown phenomenon

One Nasa scientist, Michael Flasar, told Reuters news agency that the storm looked just like water swirling down a bath plug hole, only on a colossal scale.

“We’ve never seen anything like this before,” Mr Flasar said. “It’s a spectacular-looking storm.”

Fourteen frames of the storm were captured by the Cassini spacecraft over the course of three hours on 11 October 2006.

Cassini was passing about 210,000 miles from the ringed-planet as it continues its exploration of Saturn and its moons.

Cassini entered into orbit around Saturn on 1 July 2004. Later that year, it released the piggybacked Huygens probe towards the planet’s largest moon, Titan.

Huygens touched down on Titan on 14 January 2005, sending back data on the moon’s atmosphere, weather and its surface.

The Cassini-Huygens mission is a co-operative project of the US space agency (Nasa), the European Space Agency (Esa) and the Italian Space Agency (Asi).

Saturnians are already blaming the Bush administration for its slow response.  “We are still waiting for aid!” said uKluk amerGlk.

Former Vice President Al Gore blasted the administration for “interplanetary exportation of climate change.” John Kerry opined that such a thing would never have happened on his watch.

7 Replies to “Global Warming Threat Reaches Saturn [Dan Collins]”

  1. Beck says:

    What does Italy need a Space Agency for?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Beck–

    They’re concerned to export good fashion and design sense to the rest of the cosmos.

  3. ahem says:

    They should add just a little more padding to the shoulders, I think.

  4. Big Bang hunter says:

    1) “One Nasa scientist, Michael Flasar, told Reuters news agency that the storm looked just like water swirling down a bath plug hole, only on a colossal scale.”

    2) “We’ve never seen anything like this before,” Mr Flasar said. “It’s a spectacular-looking storm.”

    – Select from the following possible comparisons of the above statements (mark only one):

    a) Mutually exclusive.

    b) Complimentary.

    c) Contradictory.

    9) Mr Flasar is a Secular Progressive Martian.

    d) Part of an J. Kerry speech from Starwars.

    e) Part of an A. Gore speech from Starbucks.

    f) Saturnians hate brown people.

    7) G.W.Bush hates brown Saturnians.

    h) All Saturnian boys with blue eyes hate A. Gore.

    i) Nancy Pelosi smells funny.

    j) J. Murtha is a Saturnian drag queen.

    x) It’s Tuesday, so it must be Uranus.

    r) A Dean press conference.

    vv) Greenwalds sock drawer.

    80) That is a problem, and we’re working on it.

    b-part duex) Ummmmmm – banana’s

    xxxix) All of the above.

    (press hard in the marker boxes, the forms are in sextial-quintadarial-femptuplicate).

  5. David R. Block says:

    So they changed their tune on Jupiter’s red spot? They’ve been saying for year that it was a hurricane of sorts.

  6. McGehee says:

    Why hasn’t FEMA saved the Saturnians!!?? I BLAME PELOSI!!!

  7. John Kerry opined that such a thing would never have happened on his watch.

    He then warned his audience that they should stay in school and study hard, or else “you might get your head stuck up Uranus.”

    Later, aides said that the Senator had made a slip of the tongue.  “He clearly meant to say ‘Saturn’.”

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