I have a very busy day, and won’t be able to post much, but for your fisking pleasure, I bring you monkyboy: I believe: 1. John Kerry served in Vietnam. 2. While he was there, he was involved in combat. That’s it. I’ve never heard two soldiers who were involved in the same battle agree on every single detail.  It’s not like they have the time or the viewpoint to

Murtha decries ‘swift boat-style’ attacks on ethics Christmas in Cambodia!  What’ll those Rethugs complain about next? Rep. John Murtha, the anti-war congressman who is the likely new House speaker’s pick for majority leader, fended off what he called “swift boat-style attacks” on his ethics record Tuesday. The Pennsylvania Democrat also blasted his rival for majority leader, House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer, for siding with President Bush on Iraq. Pass the

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Natalie: Did you hear that Iran is going nuclear? Blond-haired sister: Yeah, how cool is that? Natalie and Brown-haired sister: Totally cool. Natalie: I am so sick of the U.S. and that effin’ Bush trying to bully everybody! That is so, like, UNFAIR. Brown-haired sister: Totally… Natalie: I remember when I was in fourth grade and these kids bullied me cause I had a short ne… oh never mind. Anyway,

My buddy Bill Ardolino from INDC Journal will be heading to Iraq in late December as an embed, publishing both independent blog posts and op-eds for the Washington Examiner.  Writes the erstwhile chickenhawk of his motivations for heading to Iraq, where he’ll snuggle in with a Marine unit: There are a variety of reasons that I’m going, but a fairly compelling one is curiosity coupled with dissatisfaction about the present

Man Admits Four Burning Kittens to Death Admitted to death while burning, by man.

Bleeped?  Malkin?  On O’Reilly? That’s outrageous!  I thought it was a family show! (Also, could have made a lot more money on Pay-Per-View). After all that brouhaha about the photoshopped bikini photos, I think someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do. Disclaimer: this perverted, disgusting and spurious comment does not reflect the opinion of Protein Wisdom or its sole proprietor

Stand-in village for Borat’s hometown furious Nestled in a narrow valley in southern Romania, the village of Glod starred as Borat’s hometown in Kazakhstan where, in the film, peasants live with cattle, horses are used to pull cars and brothers can share steamy kisses with their sisters. Like many others who became extras in the film about an unwittingly offensive TV journalist from Central Asia, Borat Sagdiyev, traveling through the

…do all of these websites for helping people who stutter, start with doubleyou-doubleyou-doubleyou?

have a lot in common. Dammit.