have a lot in common.
Dammit.
WOOT!
The “wedding” was designed to introduce the Las Vegas wax figure of Jolie (the New York City branch of Madame Tussauds already has both Pitt and Jolie figures, as well as a likeness of baby Shiloh). Jolie’s figure will still debut on Wednesday – only not in a wedding dress.
Vegas, here I come!
Oh, wait . . .
Nevermind.
By popular demand:
What do Salma and I have in common? Brilliant rack contours.
– You both like giving her breast exams?
Actually I think what Dan’s referring to is the curvy way they both fill out a sweater.
Neither of you could act your way out of a wet paper bag?
And Salma has better tits.
Neither one of you wants to touch Dan Collins’ unit?
And yeah, Salma does have some amazing chestal magnitude going on there. When she popped her top in the elevator on “Ugly Betty”…mmm mmm mmm.
I like that this picture matches Jeff’s website perfectly. Color coordination and everything, Dan! You’ve outdone yourself.
Thanks, Melissa.
Boy, folk sure are offended that Ms. Longoria and I might have anything in common.
– I for one, am not offended you like to wear women’s underwear Dan…..
I figured that you both wanted to do the no-no-cha-cha with Beyonce.
Eva’s got the better name, Salma’s got the better assets. I guess it all balances out in the big picture.
phin: yeah, or that neither of us is starring in any lesbian film. Either way.
Thanks, BBh. It means a lot.
***TWEET***
There are two penalties on this post: unrealistic side by side comparison with a high B actress resulting in a purely ridiculous and ludicrous connection that will never happen in 18 gadzillion years.
15 yard penalty, loss of down and required to spend 12 hours staring at own image in a mirror while significant other points and laughs mockingly.
The minor penalty for wearing woman’s lingerie is hereby suspended.
** PLAY BALL**
What do you have in common?
Umm…she’s in your dreams; You are mentioned in her PPO?
Now a rousing chorus of…
– You just know from that Jane Curtin-esque “Get a load of these agates bunky” posture, that Salma is a “giver”.
TW: two28 …Yes they are both about 28tish or so, and yes they come in pairs turing twit. Now put your USB cable back in your mouth, and stop drooling….
Salma Hayek on Ugly Betty, high-def screen captures.
Dan
What do you both have in common? Maybe the fact that you both sit down to pee?
Random guess, sorry…
***TWEET***
Personal foul. That player (yeah, THAT one) has called me something both personal and foul.
10 yard penalty and loss of the down.
Dan,
I’ve never though Eva was that hot but that is rather nice picture of her and her sweater puppies.
I have always, however, loved looking at Salma’s fun bags.
So, thanks, twice.
I did not know men liked that kind of thing.
– We’re pretty clever at hiding it Maybee, even on those occassions when we have to turn our heads and discretely roll up our tongues, and push our eyes back in the sockets.
Hmmmm.
@ Dan Collins
First time I’ve ever seen anybody *boast* of man-boobs!
Dan ,
Regarding one of your earlier posts and links , with these two (four?) you can “ Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians “ any time bro , any time.
Jebus, Karl. I could just watch that over and over and . . .
Dan…. shhhhhhh … Maybee heard that…. jeeeezzzzz
Hm..what? Please, no interrupting. We all have to have something to tide us over until someone leaks the Scarlett Johansson audio sex tape on the Internet.
Loved the Pitt-Jolie excuse for not tying the knot. You have got to remember that one, guys. When the significant other starts humming the wedding bell blues, just take a principled stand on supporting “marriage for everyone”. Let her argue with THAT!