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Mercy Killing? [Dan Collins]

Man Admits Four Burning Kittens to Death

Admitted to death while burning, by man.

11 Replies to “Mercy Killing? [Dan Collins]”

  1. Bill D. Cat says:

    Is this one of those freedom/expensivedom word plays you’re so fond of?

  2. ChainsawTango says:

    “Man admits four burning kittens to death”? Just who the fuck does the Mercury news have editing copy these days?

  3. wishbone says:

    I hate cats.

  4. Puss n' Boots says:

    This makes me. . . very mad.  The sentance was far too light.  I will take care of that. . . in time. 

    And to The Mercury News, try to work on your headlines and editing skills–or I may pay you a visit too.

  5. Tim P says:

    Well, like he ended the suffering of those poor burning kitties by admiting them to death, duh!

    Dho!! Wait, I’m channeling Natalie again. I hate it when that happens.

    Seriously, what kind of sick f**k does something like that?

  6. Sockpuppet in training says:

    Spit happens.

  7. ChainsawTango says:

    Seriously, what kind of sick f**k does something like that?

    Like you’ve never been responsible for killing a kitten.

  8. wishbone says:

    Someday, Chainsaw–please explain to the group how you knew where to look for that link.

    That should be…interesting.

    Unless it’s just a Google search and then it’s boring.  Dammit.

  9. lee says:

    Seriously, what kind of sick f**k does something like that?

    Hey, I’m not a sick fuck, and I did something like that.

    Execpt it wasn’t cats, it was doves.

    After I shot their pretty little asses with a shot gun.

    Slung their guts right out of them onto the groung.

    Yanked every one of their feathers out.

    Roasted them slowly over hot coals.

    Seriously, I’m not saying that was a good thing to do or anything, but why is it alright to yank fish right out of the water by their lips, and suffercate them, or blow away Bambi, or trap beaver, but this poor shmuck gets three years for killing kittens?

    He should have spent 6 months in jail for hitting his girlfreind…maybe, but over cats?

    Seems pretty ridiculous to me.

    Maybe it’s just my rural upbringing.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    lee–

    It was the hate-crime angle that really did him in.  That and he didn’t have a cat-burning license.

  11. McGehee says:

    Dan’s right. You have to wait until the county lifts the burning ban.

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