Because 84.3% of women prefer that kind of glib and insincere response to any task described as “fetch”. And that statistic is of course fake but accurate.
I have bit of news women fake a whole a lot more …
Hey. Wait just a minute. Are you trying to tell me that when my wife says “Oooh baby, I’m getting off like a rocket, O yeah—and would you hand me the remote please?” that she might be faking it or something?
Nah. That woman is addicted to my schlong. No reason why she can’t climax while watching HGTV.
Well, honey, no one fakes better than a teased-up TeXas blond with big hair, fake boobs, permanent makeup and poured on jeans……they have to, their face and body makeup might crack.
Ying: Not right now dear, i have a headache, and it’s permanent.
yin: I was hoping we could snuggle here a little longer.
yang: Unless you can turn your ass into an 18 year old Macallan and a 20oz NY Strip I’ll be in my den.
That was number 16 in the series. THANKS FOR RUINING IT!
Well, maybe we’ll forget, and you can still use it?
I hope so. I’m not an endless well, you know.
You know what’s more beautiful than a sunset? A dancing ar–aw, fuck it. We’re never gonna see that little bastard actually bust a move, are we?
I think the armadillo is holding Natalee hostage.
No no no. The correct answer is:
yang: Why, you, dear, you‘re more beautiful !
Because 84.3% of women prefer that kind of glib and insincere response to any task described as “fetch”. And that statistic is of course fake but accurate.
…and after a few decades of togetherness, the roles shift:
yang: Is there anything more beautiful than this sunset?
yin: Yes. Now eat your supper, you old goat.
yin: “Is there anything more beautiful than a sunset…?â€Â
yang: “Yes, the Phils in the World Series. Now fetch my dinner.”
yin: “I hope you have a good image of the sunset in your mind.”
Joe you mean tell me that men fake sincerity. The shock…the horror! I have bit of news women fake a whole a lot more …
That is an accurate statistic
Hey. Wait just a minute. Are you trying to tell me that when my wife says “Oooh baby, I’m getting off like a rocket, O yeah—and would you hand me the remote please?” that she might be faking it or something?
Nah. That woman is addicted to my schlong. No reason why she can’t climax while watching HGTV.
Well, honey, no one fakes better than a teased-up TeXas blond with big hair, fake boobs, permanent makeup and poured on jeans……they have to, their face and body makeup might crack.
Ying: Not right now dear, i have a headache, and it’s permanent.
sheesh…what a dumb mistake…YIN not ying
(i hate it when that happens)