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Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53

Deadbeat neighbor:  “So. What’d you think about that Laura Bush speech the other day?”

Me: “I dunno.  Funny I guess.”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Yeah.  You can’t go wrong with horse penises, I always say.”

Me: “I know.  And I’ve repeatedly asked you to stop—though at least this time you managed to slip it into an appropriate context.”

12 Replies to “Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53”

  1. Scott P says:

    “…this time at least you’ve managed to slip it into an appropriate context…”

    Yeah, but he still gives me the heebie-jeebies, if you know what I mean.

    What?

  2. gail says:

    “Slip it into” is either a fortitous or inopportune choice of words. Depending on that signifier-signified thingy.

    Spamword:meaning

  3. harrison says:

    Best be careful, you’ll get blocked again.

  4. haha.

    Special request: More Pat O’Brien posts.

  5. Diana says:

    There was always an appropriate context for “hung like a _______”.

  6. Diana says:

    O/T Why are you only an hour behind?  Catching up?

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    So then the horse said, “yeah. Just let me slip into something a little more comfortable.”

    Thanks.  I’m here all week.

  8. CraigC says:

    Don’t forget to try the veal.  I hear it’s to die for.

  9. Salt Lick says:

    You didn’t tell us Jeff Gannon had moved next door to you.  The hypocrisy.

  10. Tabitha says:

    Ah, more tales from the trailer park.

    Conservatives are so funny.

    Tell us the one about the age of consent in your state?

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Are you asking for yourself, Tabitha, or do you have a fifteen-year old daughter you’d like me to throw a hump into?

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