Today is the protein wisdom four-year wedding anniversary — the fourth year being the fruit (traditional) or flower / appliance (modern) anniversary. So we’ll be having sushi.
The Wedding Anniversary Haiku
When we fell in love
You said, “this feels quite nice, eh?”
And I said, “It does.”
Who cares? When do you go back to parroting the day’s right wing talking poings, fucktard?
*squawk* parrorting right-wing talkpoints *squawk*
Congrats Jeff. On both the anniversary and the new troll. A female one at that!
Nice, thanks, Linda. I’ll pass along your wishes to my wife and son. Then I’ll try to figure out what a “poing” is.
Thanks, Marble.
“Indeed?!” Why you’re … is Jeff Goldstein … the Instapundit?!
And I can definitively say that Jeff doesn’t quite “parrot” anything, least of all “talking points.”
Oh and congrats.
Jeff,
Congrats to you and yours!
Ed
Are you telling me there are lists out there that tell you what to buy for your anniversary?!?
Well, I need to find one before my next one comes along.
Congrats Jeff. I’ll toast one tonight, wishing you and the missus to many more. Whenever I’m asked how long, I always have to count, cause it has felt like forever (it has been 8, and I only know this off the top of my head because we celebrated less than a month ago)
With regards to you ‘parroting the day’s right wing talking poings ‘, its good I don’t try to use them. You make less sense to me now than when I first started reading your blog. I think that was back towards the end of 2001, but of course I can’t remember.
Regards,
Fersboo
Congratulations!
True love makes my heart go Poing!
Must be what she meant.
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Wisdom and Baby Wisdom, and wishes for many, many more. I’ll raise a Sierra Nevada to all three of you this evening.
Here’s poinging at you, kids.
May your anniversary be Happy and Poingy!
Er, ah…..or something like that.
Really, congrats Jeff, she must be quite the catch….here’s to many more!
It still feels quite nice. Happy Anniversary!
I’ll admit to confusion. As a neo-con caballist in the VRWC, I’ve never received a single “talking poig.” Certainly never one like this:
Man Michael Moore
With his hat on
he’s about five thirty-seven inches taller wider
than a taxicab.
Cordially…
Congratulations! Our 3 year anniversary was yesterday. This makes me guess that they’re one day apart by one year because we both wed on Saturdays, right? Of course, only I get to say my anniversary is 6/9.
Yeah, like that means anything 3 years in…
Congrats to you.
And thanks to all who’ve expressed kind wishes. Especially the missus, who broke blog silence for once!
Many hearty congratulations and thanks for the poings!
Congratulations.
I’m wondering if having sushi is surrendering to the fact that you can’t cook with a 5-month old in the house?
Congrats!
Congrats to the two of you and nice poem.
Linda F., how did you discover the hidden poings? You’re supposed to be a 30th degree right-winger to even hear of such a thing!
Congrats.
Sushi in Denver is like eating Rib Eye in Hawaii. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Does it change back at 4 years? Hope so!
dario,
As much as it pains me to say it, the liberal asshats (thanks, Rachel Lucas!) here in the People’s Republik of Boulder do sushi right!
Check out Sushi Zanmai on Spruce Street.
Fantastic!
Oh, and Jeff,
Congratulations!
I just recently celebrated my -1 anniversary (i.e. T-minus 1 year til the big day). Can’t wait to celebrate actual anniversaries.
A poing-nant post, Jeff. Congrats to you and the Mrs. This Guinness if for you.
Stop the presses! I have found the Poing! And it is good.
sample: poingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoing
poingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoingpoing.
Well, no, really, that’s why I put a link.
Congrats, Jeff, and may all your poings (milestones) wing (be) right (happy).
Congratulations to you and yours, Jeff. As a single man, I envy the happily married. (Please note the adjective “happily”.)
As for the idea that finding sushi in Denver is odd, I often hear such things here in Brookline, Massachusetts, from people who are eating sushi made from Pacific Ocean fish.
Finally, I love right wing poings, but talking poings? Isn’t there are really bad porno movie about talking poings?
Don’t ya hate when you troll somebody’s anniversary post and become the running poing of a joke?
Happy Anniversary, Jeff and Mrs. Jeff! May there be much poinging going on in your house.
Bon anniversaire
Years show what hours didn’t
Tie the knot anew
…gawd, but that sucked…
Oh heck…
May most of your ups and downs be under the sheets.
You do realize you married an Canadian spy…?
FOUR years? Pffft. You’re still on your honeymoon, for cryin’ out loud…
Congrats, Jeff and Mrs. Protein Wisdom… And Protein Wisdom-ling.
Please add another to the list of people who congratulate you and Mrs. Wisdom on such a milestone.
There’s only one ‘l’ in that, right? Good.
*giggle* Juliette-“much poinging.”
Hey- that is so wonderful! Happy Anniversary
Gratz on the anniversary!
Also, here is the true story behind the word poing.
I think she meant “poink”, but I’m just guessing.
Happy anniversary, Jeff.
Congratulation Mr. and Mrs. Protein Wisdom.
Today is the 21st anniversary for the Sine Qua Non wife and I. I guess we’re supra-legal now.
Congrats.
…for the Sine Qua Non wife and I…
There’s a trig joke in there somewhere.
Slartibartfast—several, in fact, but decorum prevents me from listing them here.