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10 things Ted Rall has called his penis at one time or another (confirmed)*

  1. “intrepid li’l hegemon”
  2. “the pocket Marx”
  3. “Spike”
  4. “one-eyed Ivan”
  5. “Mao Tse-meatsock”
  6. “kitty hitter”
  7. “Ted’s Caspian Pipeline”
  8. “Comrade Spelunker”
  9. “Yoda’s other thumb”
  10. “Bernie the penis”

*Source: just guessing, really

13 Replies to “10 things Ted Rall has called his penis at one time or another (confirmed)*”

  1. Beck says:

    I first read #6 as “kitty hitLer.”

    No further commentary.

  2. Marble says:

    Noam’s Uvula Prod

  3. #11 “Purple-helmeted soldier of love”

  4. BH says:

    “AWOL”

  5. Pale Infidel says:

    Alternatives that didn’t make the list (or: “Almost as good as Goldstien)

    Teddy’s other pen.

    The rabid Democrat.

    Red Army of one.

    Cartoonishly small pundit.

    My better half.

    …and last but not least…

    …wait for it…

    Ted Kennedy.

  6. Huh.  I coulda sworn “Manwich” was gonna be on there somewhere.

  7. If I may be so bold as to offer more conjectures:

    Scribbler’s nib

    Hot to Trotsky

    The Callous One

    Pinky and the Brain

    The Chomp-ski

    The Poletariat

  8. David Gillies says:

    The Bush Basher

  9. Yes, yes, yes,,,,,, but in a cry for actions to improve mental health around the world, do you think we can get an international agreement to put Ted Rall, Michael Moore, and Stairway to Heaven into a lockbox and not reference them at all for 10 years?

    You know, a decade?

  10. Robin Roberts says:

    #11 – The Intellectual Part of Me.

  11. Beck says:

    ”…when he gets there he knows, if the stores are all closed, with a picture he can offend who he wants to…”

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