The Martha Stewart Chronicles?  Not real. *Wait, isn’t that Larry David a liberal, Jeff? Yes.  Yes he is.  And I really do wish he’s add a laugh track to his show, so I know when to chuckle.  But hey, if you want to be hip, you have to put up with these inconveniences from time to time.

YOU make the funny! Select a punchline: “How many humorless conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?” One. Unless you need a ladder, in which case, two. Always use a spotter.Get the maid to do it, would you?  I’m doing pilates.Two: one to screw it, the other to laugh at its misery.SECURE THE BORDERS NOW!I’m not sure, but I DO know this: Ronald Reagan would have gotten it done,

Hawkins:  “Of course, Triumph is really just a hand puppet, Conan.  Not an actual dog.  Just so we’re clear.”

A Jew, a conservative, and an alligator walk into a local neighborhood bar.  “Whaddya have,” asks the bartender.      “Hmm,” says the Jew. “I think I’d like a glass of Maneschewitz.”      “Sorry,” says the bartender.  “We don’t carry that.  A beer okay?”      “Fine,” says the Jew.      “How about you, buddy?” the bartender asks the conservative.  “Whaddy have?”      “Hmm,” says the conservative.  “I think I’d like two fingers of Glenmorangie 18-year old

Evidently, our reputation is forever tarnished.  And the only thing a serious CITIZEN JOURNALIST like me really has is his reputation.  So the shame is palpable right now.  Like some heavy odor hanging over this blog.  Musky. Like the stink of wet sheep. Go ahead.  Take a whiff of my shame.  **** update:  strangely enough, should you be so curious as to actually lick my shame, you’ll find it tastes

Man in Volvo wagon:  “What kind of oil are your hashbrowns fried in, do you know?” Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon:  “…Miss –?” Disembodied drive-through voice:  “I’ll have to check.” Man in Volvo wagon:  “I can wait, thanks.” Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon: Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon: Disembodied drive-through voice:  “Sir –?” Man in Volvo Wagon:  “– Yes?” Disembodied drive-through voice:  “‘Really, really

I’m not saying people who eat their hot dogs with ketchup are evil, necessarily.  Just that they’re likely a bit slow.  And don’t have much class. 

In response to my post yesterday about how to fight the Democrats on judicial filibusters, Moneyrunner writes: Sorry to disagree with you on this, but it’s not the Republicans that were the first to raise the issue of religion.  This issue is NOT “histrionics.” I refer you to the hearings for William Pryor in 2003[…] […] If it is your contention that Christians should just shut up and take it,

The site will be propagating to a new host this weekend, so it may experience some downtime.  I’ve also reverted to my old URL:  https://www.proteinwisdom.com.