The Martha Stewart Chronicles? Not real.
*Wait, isn’t that Larry David a liberal, Jeff?
Yes. Yes he is. And I really do wish he’s add a laugh track to his show, so I know when to chuckle. But hey, if you want to be hip, you have to put up with these inconveniences from time to time.
That does it.
swimdad
You know, the next thing you know, you’re gonna be telling us you didn’t really go to the political conventions last summer …
My world is crumbling. I need someone to hold me.
If I had a blog, I’d de-link you.
swimdad, miffed
WHAT!!!!
Too little, too late, Jeff.
You’re supposed to tell everyone you’re making a funny before you actually make said funny. And was Martha in on it from the start? Because if she was, then you were trying to pass it off as something it wasn’t. And that’s just hurtful.
And something about making a mockery of the time-honored institution of blogging.
is anything real anymore?
That “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is some of the funniest shit on television.
“The House That Cum Built” is comedy friggin’ gold.
And Jeff’s (Larry David’s “agent” – not J.G. of P.W. fame) bitch wife is the platinum standard for all future comedies in terms of shrewish harridans.
I believe I have now more than established my “South Park Republican” bona fides. So, screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.
Butthead: “Huh-huh-huh..He said Bona..”
Beavis: “Ya, ya.. He said ‘Boner’ he-he-he”
Butthead: “Shut up Beavis you Ass-Pirate.. quit stealing my lines.. “
Now there’s something you dont see everyday.. The Steppenwolf commenting on Beavis & Butthead.. What’s next, Narcissus plays the glass bead game with Cartman & Butters ?
They killed Kenny !! You bastards…
Fire! Fire! Fire!
I am Cornholio. I need tee-pee for my bung hole!
Jeff, for the sake of full disclosure I think you need to add a warning label on the from page of your blog.. e.g. WARNING: This site contains humorous material that MAY NOT be 100% true and/or accurate. This material should be used for entertainment purposes only and not as a primary source of factual news.
Turing word: why
As in: why you ask ? For the same reason that Draino has a warning that it should not be taken internally.. For the idiots.
Change it, or kill me.
Turing word: “actually” as in “Actually, I’ve got a ton more Beavis & Butthead lines I can employ at will. At will, people.
So, does this mean that Martha was never really in prison? How’d you pull that off?
Did you know the woman that plays Larry David’s wife isn’t really his wife? It’s true! She doesn’t even look like the real Mrs. David.
Those integrity-less lying bastards.
Damn it! Next you’re gonna tell me that there’s not a real baboon posting in this thread.
Not just ‘a baboon’… THE Baboon.. THE ALPHA BABOON.. Numero Uno.. The Greyback.. That means the rest of you all are my bitches.. so act accordingly. Oh, and I am a REAL Baboon.. that part is NOT a lie… Baboons do read Hermann Hesse contrary to popular belief..
The woman who portray’s Larry’s wife, Cheryl Hines, is one the sexiest, non-traditionally sexy, women of all time.
Lileks once said she was the “sexiest duck” he had ever said.
And if James Lileks says it, it must be true.
Well, that’s a relief. I’m pretty broken up from learning that Goldstein’s been peddling LIES all this time.
“said” = “seen”
Obviously.
I have some bad news. Sometimes what Lileks says isn’t true either.
Sorry.
Lileks has a blog.
Everything written on blogs is Gospel truth.
Therefore, everything James Lileks writes is Truth.
Q.E.D.
Is it still true even though Lileks doesn’t call it a blog?
BTW, Jeff, did Best Buy ask for your phone number? And did you tell them to fuck off when they did? It’s one of the latest developing memes.
Arrested Development is another show that’s full of funny shit – and doesn’t have a laugh track either. I’m just on a big AD evangelistic roll because season 2 just ended and i’m totally bummed about that.
It gets worse. The so-called Deadbeat Neighbor is actually debt-free, articulate, intelligent, well informed, and a conservative hawk of libertarian temperment. And the little red pills are actually in a jar in the medicine cabinet.
And the little red pills are actually in a jar in the medicine cabinet.
sudafed? that can make me pretty loopy if i take too much. (more than one)(a day)