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Woohoo!  It’s Friday!  And that means it’s time for the armadillo to&#8212

—Well, I’m afraid we’ve run into a bit of a snag.  Seems the little guy scored tickets to a special critics’ screening of Munich— Spielberg’s lengthy meditation on Mossad response to the 1972 Olympic Park murders of 11 members of the Israeli Olympic team—then came home, strapped himself with “explosives,” and tried to “take back” the last three slices of my sausage and green pepper pizza.  Luckily, what he thought

Another moment of unabashed pragmatism

Question:  will the giant tsunami we’re being told could any day now wipe out the entire west coast have the salutory effect of flooding out the most statistically-likely point of dispersal for an avian flu epidemic we’re told could kill 50 million of us (give or take)? Because if so—and granted, this has much to do with my not living on the west coast—I’m all for it. Sorry.  But to

Holiday wishes from Anna Nicole Smith, redux, 2

“Rice Denies U.S. Broke Law Amid Report Bush Authorized Spying” (UPDATED)

From Bloomberg: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today defended President George W. Bush against reports he authorized spying on American citizens and foreign nationals in the U.S. following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. The New York Times reported that Bush in 2002 secretly authorized the National Security Agency to eavesdrop without the court-approved warrants that are required for domestic spying. The international phone calls and e-mail messages of hundreds,

BREAKING:  Senate vote not to extend expiring parts of PATRIOT Act

A blow to the White House and the Justice Department.  Roving wiretaps secured by judges’ order?  Why, that’s an affront to freedom!  IT MUST NOT STAND! Whatever.  Let 47 preening Senators (well, 46, actually; Frist deployed a nice procedural maneuver to keep open the possibility of a follow-on vote) play at being heroic guardians of civil liberties.  But keep a running count on how many of them change their votes

My second brief conversation with Tucker Carlson’s trademark bowtie

Me: “So tell me. Does he keep you on while he’s…y’know –” Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “– Gettin’ some strange?  ‘Fraid so.” Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “And the worst part?  On the days he’s wearing his thong, he looks like some pasty wannabe Chippendale’s dancer who’s spent a few too many happy hours with his snout burried in the potato skins.” Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “I mean, if he can’t be embarrassed for

Odds, Ends

1.  Thanks so much to Tom Wigton for the Shamus and The Chosen DVDs.  Been looking forward to seeing both.  Now if I can only find a copy of The Super Cops… At any rate, there’s no doubt I’ll get plenty of enjoyment out of an Hasidic Robbie Benson and a young sexy Burt Reynolds.  And yes, I hereby give you permission to write your own jokes. 2.  Speaking of

Monkey Shines

Long-time readers of this site have heard me mention this before, but several years back, while teaching an honor’s seminar in interpretation theory, I made the intentionalist argument via a backhanded play:  having assigned H.A. and Margret Rey’s Curious George to my class, I supplied along with it three essays (ostensibly from scholarly journals), each purporting to analyze the story through a specific theoretical lens. The essays were fakes (see

Rep John Murtha (D-PA) retrieves his Nissan Sentra wagon from the shop, where he took it to have the starter replaced

mechanic:  “There you go, sir.  All fixed and ready to go.” Murtha:  “I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR JUDGMENT!”* **** update:  “NOW IMMEDIATELY BACK THE CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE GETS HURT!”

Upwards of 15 million vote in Iraq; violence minimal; polls stay open an hour late to accomodate high turnout; in several Sunni areas, ballots run out

As an Iraq expat noted on FOXNews this morning, “every purple finger is a bullet to the chest of the terrorists.” A quick look at how our friends on the anti-war left are covering the momentous news [relevant entries bolded for your convenience; posts drawn from today and, in some cases, last evening]: Daily Kos:  “Mr. Bush, Your Coalition Is Shrinking” (Italy to draw down troops); “Open Thread”; “Is There