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…something about a goose and a candy cane?
Don’t think I want to know.
TW: “square”, as in, I must be too…
Why? Why? Why?
Ain’t enuf coke for me to do it.
Mmmmmm. Is that crystal meth in the eggnog? Oh right. I mean, “Bacardi 222.”
I love this series!
Hmmm.
Humping a yorkie?
Doing a goose on the front porch?
Hmmm. Well it is Anna. Sounds about right to me.
Ironically, whenever I stumble across one of these “Holiday Greetings” posts I get almost exactly the same expression on my face as Anna Nicole….
The $10,000 dollar question is:
If you successfully copulated with the present day Anna Nicole Smith, would you gloat about it to your friends?
Actually, copulating with the present day Anna Nicole Smith would take about $10,000 worth of flour.
DAMN!
That’s MY kinda woman!
HOT! BABY!
goos = goods if I’m not mistaken. As in “Drop the goods off on the front porch.”
Or am I spoiling the fun by offering a translation?
Translation (I think):
“Oh, incidentally? Anna Nicole doesn’t need the presents wrapped. ‘Cause it’s too fuckin’ hard to open and shit, right? No sir. Just, I don’t know, drop the goods off on the front porch, take a fuckin’—whaddaya call ‘em—candy cane, from the bucket, and let Anna Nicole be. Unless you have coke. In which case, come inside baby, and let’s hump like fucking yorkies. Mmmm.”
TW: child, as in child’s play.
Spoiler Warning!
I hope I don’t get in trouble…
Stupid spell checking, formatting and editing… that crap cost me first place.
But on the bright side, JohnL and I should feel real good about our translations.
The fat one was funnier. I miss her.
“Whaddya call ‘em”
Does Babel Fish have an AnnaNicole to English option now?
Have you seen her lately, Jon?
Donnenoo fugmmm Babelfisshesmm! Jessgetdamm, wayacallit? Hookonfonicsmm, bishes!
Anna Nicole Smith is most certainly part of TWOC.
SHES GOT FUCKING BREATSS WOWO I THINK SHES THE WORLDS MOST SEXIEST GIRL EVER SHE CAN HYPNTISE ANY GUIY SHE WANT I GIVE HER 100 OUT OF 10