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Rep John Murtha (D-PA) retrieves his Nissan Sentra wagon from the shop, where he took it to have the starter replaced

mechanic:  “There you go, sir.  All fixed and ready to go.”

Murtha:  “I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR JUDGMENT!”*

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update:  “NOW IMMEDIATELY BACK THE CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE GETS HURT!”

13 Replies to “Rep John Murtha (D-PA) retrieves his Nissan Sentra wagon from the shop, where he took it to have the starter replaced”

  1. BECAUSE OF THE POWER STEERING ASSEMBLY!

  2. Major John says:

    I wonder if the magnitude of what is occuring in Iraq, right freaking now, has started to sink in with him?  Sad, actually – I hate to talk down another BSM winner, but he has it coming.

  3. Dinsdale says:

    He speaks truth to power steering.

  4. corvan says:

    Really, what must the Democratic party and the MSM think of the fifteen million people who voted today if they want to abandon them?

  5. mojo says:

    “Couple more feet of rope, guys? It’s free…”

  6. Paul Zrimsek says:

    How like the crooked, lying Rethuglican attack machine to twist Murtha’s words. Of course what he really said was to open the garage door and back the car out immediately.

  7. Beck says:

    mechanic: That’ll be $927.

    Murtha: WILL YOU TAKE A PERSONAL CHECK?!!

    Creativity is for the birds.

  8. Tom M says:

    Yes, I know you have to turn the car around inside the bay, I know it may damage other cars to do so, but I want it out, and I want it BACKED out!

  9. Cardinals Nation says:

    mechanic: But, sir, they don’t make a model like that. 

    Murtha: DAMMIT, I’M A WAR VET’REN.  YOU GET THAT OVER-THE-HORIZON NAVIGATION UNIT IN THERE AND GET IT IN THERE NOW!”

  10. smithy says:

    It’s sad that people like Murtha think their dubious “herosim” in past conflict entitles them to comment on this conflict.  What he doesn’t get is that serving as a youth doesn’t make you a patriot in old age.  Standing by the president in a time of war is what makes you a patriot in old age.  And it is true that only cowards cut and run.

  11. McGehee says:

    But where does Murtha stand on the Cola Wars?

  12. McGehee,

    probably on the side of chai.

  13. G.O.P. says:

    I don’t get it guys. Explain.

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