I will be at wrestling practice with my son, but for those of you brave enough to watch it, you can comment on it here. Me, I’ve already heard it. In my head. And it sounded just like I knew it would. Call me prescient.

“Welcome, all. Comfy? Good. Now, stick ’em up.”

“Palin: Christie got his ‘panties in a wad’ after SC”: Sarah Palin, in a pre-recorded interview to air on Fox Business Network tonight, says Chris Christie made a “rookie mistake” by calling Newt Gingrich an “embarassment” to the party, adding that the New Jersey governor got his “panties in a wad” when his favored candidate, Mitt Romney, lost the South Carolina primary. “I do care to take him to task

Now, does this mean that the two nominees — Bruce Harris, an openly-gay black Republican, and Korean-born Phillip H. Kwon — aren’t legal conservatives and originalists? No, not necessarily. But the point is, from the Governor’s statement you’re left with no idea what their legal philosophies are — instead, knowing only what an historic accomplishment it is that Christie has appointed an openly gay Republican and a Korean born US

“But he’s inevitable, for Chrissakes! “And for those of you who don’t find 1 out of 3 inevitable, well, you all suck suck suck and are stupid stupid stupid, like Leftists. “I hate you. “Now snap to it and back Mitt. He’s the only guy who can beat Obama. And a failure to vote for Mitt is essentially a vote for Obama. Who you must want to see re-elected. “So

“Welcome, all. Uh, about the economy. Little help…?”