18 Replies to “Preview of the State of the Union Address 2012, were it to be delivered by an honest President with a modicum of shame”

1. Lost My Cookies says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:28 am

   “Uh…I resign? Sorry about the…uh… mess…”

2. Lost My Cookies says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:29 am

   Or maybe instead of Al Green he could sing Cee Lo Green?

3. Pablo says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:31 am

   We can’t wait! For an election. So let’s just call that off.

4. Squid says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:48 am

   Or maybe instead of Al Green he could sing Cee Lo Green?

   That right there just made me chuckle aloud.

5. Roug says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:49 am

   How many ways can a guy say that someone or something else is to blame?

   We’ve got Bush, Joos, Wall Street, neocons, the 1%ers, Haliburton, big oil, tsunamis, Europe, bankers, evil Cheney, the unhelpful GOP, and the Joos again. I’m sure I missed a few. Did I mention Joos?

6. cranky-d says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:52 am

   This country is ungovernable. At least, that’s what the progressives say whenever one of their own is in office.

7. Bacon Ninja says:

   January 24, 2012 at 8:54 am

   We’ll never get the chance to elect President someone who is honest and/or capable of being shamed.

   People like that stay out of politics, for good reason. Sucks for everyone else, though.

8. charlesaustin says:

   January 24, 2012 at 9:19 am

   Any one want to bet he mentions that he killed bin Laden tonight? How about Fast and Furious?

   I hope someone on Team R has the guts to call out this State of My Reelection Campaign Address for just what it is.

9. geoffb says:

   January 24, 2012 at 11:00 am

   I’m sure any hint of honesty or shame will be promptly preempted by ‘Prompter.

10. sdferr says:

    January 24, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Any chance we’ll ever see Valerie Jarrett hung by her heels one day? Sure it is, she’s working hard to make it so.

11. LTC John says:

    January 24, 2012 at 11:52 am

    #5 – You forgot “ATMs”. And computerization. Jooos, I think you got (see also B. Netanyahu, specifically). Fat Cats. Millionaries and Billionaries. Corporate Jet Owners (not counting W. Buffet, of course). Those Not Wanting To Pay Their Fair Share. The State of Arizona. Texas. South Carolina. Probably more I am missing too.

12. bh says:

    January 24, 2012 at 11:58 am

    An honest President with a modicum of shame: “I know you’re all wondering whether I’m incompetent or evil. Immediately after resigning tomorrow morning I’ll be on The View with Barbara Walters where I’ll answer this and also give my Oscar picks.”

13. geoffb says:

    January 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Warren Buffett’s secretary to sit with FLOTUS at SOTU. For the fairness.

14. B. Moe says:

    January 24, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Corporate Jet Owners (not counting W. Buffet, of course).

    And yachts. Can’t forget yachts.

15. geoffb says:

    January 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Not counting Kerry’s right?

16. LBascom says:

    January 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Preview of the State of the Union Address 2012, were it to be delivered by an honest President with a modicum of shame”

    You are really stretching my imagination, but I think such a president would affix Harry Reid with steely eye and demand a budget.

17. Mueller says:

    January 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    computerized jews.

    Be afraid.

18. dicentra says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    FWIW, #stuffobamawontsay:

    Hey, you know and I know, I’m just winging this crap.

    I propose an immediate repeal of Obamacare.

    You know, Saul Alinsky probably put it best…

    The great actor Johnny Depp put it best at my secret Halloween party…

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