21 Replies to “Preview of the State of the Union Address 2012, as delivered by Obama RATHER than an honest President with a modicum of shame”

1. Squid says:

   January 24, 2012 at 3:58 pm

   …and a hundred brave Congresscritters oblige with a ‘digital salute.’

2. dicentra says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm

   I can confidently assert that I won’t be watching.

3. McGehee says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm

   If I wanted to watch an hour-long Re-Elect Obama ad, my wife would have me put down.

4. alppuccino says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm

   I am not president. Obama is lucky enough to be president. It’s not fair that he is president, and I am not. Presidents need to give their perks, and security, and money, and preferred tee times to those of us who are not president. It’s only fair.

   How do these idiots argue with this?

   Lose the trappings asshole, and I’ll believe that you’re fighting for those less fortunate. Otherwise, go eat shite.

5. B. Moe says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:16 pm

   “Welcome, all. Comfy? Good. Now, stick ‘em up.”

   Hey! That’s not fair!

6. alppuccino says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:20 pm

   And how do you not think this idiot’s administration hasn’t had people killed, when they continue telling the same ridiculous story in such great detail:

   3.7 million jobs created
   Energy independents with our all of the above approach
   Most ethical administration in modern history
   Hottest first lady by a fucking mile
   Obama is so fucking smart that he’s rocketed to genius, sling-shotted around mega-brain and re-entered the stupidsphere.

   I could go on.

7. alppuccino says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:21 pm

   Uhm, “independence”. Speaking of geniuses.

8. Carin says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm

   My husband has already informed me I will not be watching. I’ll record it and watch it in the morning.

   FOR TEH SOBRIETY.

   Besides I know what he’s going to say. Fairness, invest in our future, invest in education, millionairs and billionairs, Buffett, “look at this woman here” [points to audience] “who pays a higher rate in taxes than Romney”, middle class jobs, … bla bla bla

9. Pablo says:

   January 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm

   “American Values” Keerist.

   That must be Saul Alinsky, American.

10. alppuccino says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    I hope Joe Wilson is in good voice tonight.

    I’m guessing the ratings for tonight’s speech might eke out a win over the We Network’s Fannie Romance: The Barney Frank Story

11. Carin says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Who wants to take the bet that he’s going to have someone in the audience that pays “a higher rate” than Romney?

12. newrouter says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    “Who wants to take the bet that he’s going to have someone in the audience that pays “a higher rate” than Romney?”

    Buffett secretary to attend State of the Union

13. alppuccino says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Doesn’t that make Buffet’s secretary part of the .0000000000001%?

14. bh says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Prebuttal to Buffett’s secretary stunt here.

15. newrouter says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    state of the union despite baracky

    Record-Breaking 19K New Wells to be Fracked in 2012

16. LBascom says:

    January 24, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    I’d rather stick a cockroach in my ear than listen to an Obama speech.

17. newrouter says:

    January 24, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    SOTU: Boehner Counters Buffett’s Secretary Invite, Invites Keystone Supporters

18. Bob Reed says:

    January 24, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    You know,
    I usually force myself to listen to SOTU speeches, considering it part of being an informed member of the electorate, etc.

    But I fear that I’d simply have an hour long Wilsonian reaction (Joe, not Woodrow) and I don’t think me hollering, You Lie!, would be conducive to the young-un getting a good night’s rest; if I could keep it that benign…

    Because that’s what it will all be; lies of varying orders of magnitude.

    And my very real fear is the sheeple will buy it, even if they don’t actually watch themselves, because the reporters journalists O!-fellating propagandists will swoon over it for the next week or so. In between sniggering reports of the civil war amongst the weak GOP field.

    I just hope that Mitch Daniels can deliver the necessary skewering in response.

    It’s all kinda depressing.

19. Bob Reed says:

    January 24, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    I mean, it might lead to me wandering about and randomly interjecting obscenity laden rants beginning with, “You Lie!”, in the manner of a person suffering from Tourette’s syndrome…

    Moreso than I do already, that is :)

20. newrouter says:

    January 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    the stupid party should gotten dennis miller to do the rebuttal: eye balls and laughs.

21. BT says:

    January 24, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    @20 that is not a bad idea

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