Jesus. For his sake, I hope Charles is in charge of his prostate. Is it just me, or is America getting old rather suddenly?

Full text at the American Spectator. Here’s a sampling: The presidency is the most visible thread that runs through the tapestry of the American government. More often than not, for good or for ill, it sets the tone for the other branches and spurs the expectations of the people. Its powers are vast and consequential, its requirements — from the outset and by definition — impossible for mortals to fulfill

Congress: “Well, were you awake — and not quite so fucking stupid — you’d be like, begging me for it. And even if you weren’t, you should. So let’s do this thang…!”*

Unelected appointees and bureaucrats are being handed more and more control over the lives of US citizens — and because they are bureaucrats, they insinuate themselves into the very fabric of our civic bodies, oftentimes free from partisan blowback and immune to election results, rack-suited bed bugs who are able to exist through any number of changes in itinerant tenant. This man will help shape health care policy and practice

So for now, I’ll just leave you with this protein wisdom Mach 2 thought: Team R rulez, Team D droolz! Touchdown!