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Chachi turns 50

Jesus. For his sake, I hope Charles is in charge of his prostate.

Is it just me, or is America getting old rather suddenly?

0 Replies to “Chachi turns 50”

  1. cranky-d says:

    Age sneaks up on you, and takes your lunch money.

  2. Jeff G. says:

    If Chachi is 50, Fonzie must be back in diapers.

  3. alppuccino says:

    but that Mrs. C……….she look pretty good to me

  4. geoffb says:

    Joan Jett is 52.

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    He’ll be 65 in October.

    ;^)

  6. A fine scotch says:

    When I went to Africa to teach, one of the other teachers had dated him. She had some seriously unflattering photos and stories.

    She was also one of the hottest people I’ve ever had the privelege to meet. True fact.

  7. alppuccino says:

    It makes sense that Fonzie would date a teacher. He dabbled in teaching in season 16, I believe.

  8. DarthRove says:

    We do know Richie is advocating progg policies. Joanie is wallowing in obscurity AFAIK.

    Chuck? We don’t talk about Chuck.

  9. cranky-d says:

    Fonzie is now playing the lead character’s father on “Royal Pains.”

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    Last night I donated to a Congressional candidate five years younger than myself.

  11. Rob Crawford says:

    Oh, and the girl I first did “it” with? About to send a kid to college.

  12. Carin says:

    I’m 28. I’m so sorry to hear about how the rest of you are get old. You should have stopped having birthdays too.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Which brings up a question: How does Obama know how old he is?

  14. Jeff G. says:

    He cuts off one of his lackey’s legs and counts the rings.

  15. alppuccino says:

    It’s just a rumor mind you, but I hear he prefers the middle leg of his lackey’s.

  16. B Moe says:

    Toni Basil is 67 today. I won’t be in my bunk.

  17. Team R says:

    Old? Lemme tell you aboulkj khj;jlknb CONFOUND MACHINE!

  18. Anyone see Andrew Dice Clay lately? Jesus.

  19. LBascom says:

    Age is a state of mind.

    I am so jaded…

  20. dicentra says:

    The people here at work who outrank me?

    I’m old enough to be their mom.

  21. LTC John says:

    I have enlisted folks under me that are LESS than half my age…

  22. PCachu says:

    but that Mrs. C……….she look pretty good to me

    You mean Spongebob’s grandma?

    (Ha! I kid, I kid. Or, more to the point, I have a kid. So these are the sorts of things that enter my field of awareness.)

  23. Diana says:

    @20 I’m old enough to be your mum. Nobody outranks me.

  24. A fine scotch says:

    You’re only as young as the woman you feel…

  25. Diana says:

    That’s easy for you to say.

  26. irongrampa says:

    Heh. With a birth date of 1941, I’m sure there’s few here that outrank me.

    Now get off my lawn.

  27. Admiral Halsey says:

    LTCJohn:

    You may want to rephrase comment #21.

    According to the UCMJ, no enlisted person of either sex should be “serving under you” since DADT got filibustered again today.

    NTTAWWT

  28. cranky-d says:

    You’re not the oldest, irongrampa, but you outrank me.

  29. Joe says:

    Did you ever see his reality TV show? It was unwatchable beyond five minutes.

    He may be fifty, but emotionally he is hovering around 16.

  30. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Irongrampa – you’re just a kid – try ’38.

    – The other day when I said I’d seen the Obamawreck movie before, I was wrong, I’ve seen it twice…..

    – It’s been so long I forgot the FDR/Truman years.

    – Of course we had a world war then to save our asses, which was a real world war, and Progressive though he was socially, at least FDR had a pair.

    – I can’t fathom him sitting in the WH talking about us being able to “Absorb another Pearl Harbor”, and wanting to run away from the fights in Europe and Japan.

  31. SGT Ted says:

    I have enlisted folks under me that are LESS than half my age… -LTC John

    Yes, I noticed that about the time I noticed that I was now the “Old Sarge”. At that point, I was the longest serving enlisted man who had spent his entire career in the Brigade. I also became the guy who told the BG what was on his mind and didn’t care about it. I also enjoyed toying with the dumber staff officer weenies.

    Those were good times.

  32. bh says:

    I just checked and I’m just a few months older than the youngest boy on

    Charles in Charge

    .

    For some reason, it freaks me out more that Nicole Eggert is almost 40. Same with Alyssa Milano.

  33. bh says:

    Such excellent html skills I have. Italics would have looked a bit nicer.

  34. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – As long as they can keep pumping Dick Clark with enough meds so he marginally resembles a living person, and propping him up so he doesn’t fall over, letting him do New Years Eve from Times Square, I’ll stay calm about the age thing.

  35. LTC John says:

    #27 – hmmm. That did sound a bit off…

    #32 – Age makes an NCO more formidable. Just makes officers look old. Thank God I made it to O-5 – I’d look awful grizzled for an O-4… despite my enlisted time.

  36. JD says:

    Alyssa Milano is heat personified.

  37. bh says:

    Indeed.

    I’ve heard that it can never turn to winter wherever she lives.

  38. JD says:

    I’ve heard that even M&M’s melt in her hand. Let’s not even think about the mouth.

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  40. JD says:

    Alyssa could melt steel.

  41. sdferr says:

    Not one of those Fordian ‘history is bunk’ sort of bunks I take it?

  42. Rupe says:

    JD – Alyssa is hot but Rosie O’Donnell could get steel melted much faster. Imagine yourself stuck in a vault with her and hopefully a cutting torch. Most people would set a record in cutting their way out.

  43. Ric Locke says:

    Rupe, that would call for McGuyvering. First a gag…

    Regards,
    Ric

  44. george smiley says:

    We go from we need extra goggles, to ‘these goggles do nothin’ no fair Rupe

  45. Mikey NTH says:

    Yes, we are getting old.
    Now stop it.

  46. Brett says:

    The nation can’t be rid of my generation soon enough. Legacy? The Boomers have been bad for the country. Period. The younger generations are worse off for having been schooled by them. But maybe those death panels are the younger generations’ plan for liberation from us. Native intelligence isn’t extinct, it seems.

  47. The Lost Dog says:

    HAH!

    Nailed it.

    I was twenty eight no more than two months ago.

    I always thought that the people who said “the older you get, the faster time goes” were absolutely nuts.

    OOOOPS!

  48. guinsPen says:

    As we speak I am passing a kidney stone even older.

  49. guinsPen says:

    Or was it wounds my heart with a monotonous languor?

    Someone get Ike on the blower.