Hey. It’s no WITCHCRAFT REVELATION! — which as we know will kill a candidacy absolutely dead (even if you’d still vote for an ersatz witch whom you think tacky and wacky, and whom you fear will be laughed out of civil society by the all-important sophisticates); but at least it’s something, right? Right? (h/t Riehl)

“Pro-choice fiscal conservative attacked at Tea Party rally by irate white trash Christers wielding rubber fetuses; Jesus, others cheer angry mob”

LATimes blog: Last week [Michelle] Obama, whose chosen cause is fighting childhood obesity, told the nation’s restaurants they need to change their recipes and offerings to make them healthier — less sugar, cream, salt — and more vegetables and fruits — even if that means deleting a most popular dish or two and hurting sales. She also praised inner-city Detroit liquor stores that were offering vegetables along with their bottled,

Correlation is not causation, Mr. Carney. And it’s best such distinctions be made. Just so we’re clear. — And just so’s we keep happy’s head from rudely exploding.