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If instead of engaging in a potentially truly destructive lame duck session, the "progressive"-"led" Congress was a college frat boy with a passed out Zeta and a stash of roofies

Congress: “Well, were you awake — and not quite so fucking stupid — you’d be like, begging me for it. And even if you weren’t, you should. So let’s do this thang…!”*

0 Replies to “If instead of engaging in a potentially truly destructive lame duck session, the "progressive"-"led" Congress was a college frat boy with a passed out Zeta and a stash of roofies”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    Should Darleen draw this up into a cartoon, my guess is 1200 comments, easy.

  2. JD says:

    TRIGGER ALERT !!!! How dare you use the stereotype of Barack Obama, a black man, as a rapist. Have you no decency?!

  3. Spiny Norman says:

    Oh, and think of the spittle-flecked OUTRAGE!

  4. Spiny Norman says:

    Although, JD, a more appropriate image would be Nancy Pelosi with a strap-on.

  5. sdferr says:

    “…1200 comments, easy.”

    Agreed. So much so, I’d recommend simultaneous dual posts of the same thing so’s the load times drop. (Three “so”s! wheeee, more caffine!)

  6. cranky-d says:

    That’s excellent, JD. I can see a progg making that leap, because the racism is deep in their soul, and they really have no idea how government works.

  7. Spiny Norman says:

    I’d love to see some Congressman, Tom McClintock for example, propose legislation ending the practice of “lame duck” Congressional sessions, and force the Dems to kill it in full view of the voting public.

  8. Carin says:

    I don’t understand why congressfolks simply go home if/when they lose. Bring the new folks in. Bye bye. If they do the lame-duck bullshit, I hope they’re prepared to deal with the hell that is sure to follow.

  9. Carin says:

    Honestly, why don’t those fuckers concentrate on what they were supposed to do? Like, pass a budget. Historic achievement, that’s for sure.

  10. alppuccino says:

    O’Donnell votes immediately (when seated) if elected. That’s a “Nay” for cap ‘n trade. I wonder if that helps activate some fence sitters.

  11. I Callahan says:

    There are 41 Team R senators. There is no reason ANYTHING should pass during a lame duck session.

  12. B Moe says:

    On the bright side, since the Bush recessetion is now officially over, the cap and trade disaster will be all on Bumblefuck.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Officially over before Stim-u-Loss could even take effect. So….I guess the name should be changes to Stim-u-Later.

  14. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I hope they’re stupid enough to go for it. For the clarity.

  15. Ernst Schreiber says:

    No there isn’t Mr. Callahan. Therefor look for them to jam it all into a budget resolution and invoke the Byrd rule or whatever the hell it’s called that let’s them end run cloture.

  16. Jeff G. says:

    Amanda Marcotte’s vagina just emailed me to tell me how OUTRAGED it was at this vile, misogynistic post.

    And to say, “Yay, Zeta!”

  17. Ernst Schreiber says:

    On the brighter side, in addition to arguing there was no need for TARP II, you can argue that the spendulus has been a drag on the recovery.

  18. cranky-d says:

    I think the only thing they’ll be able to do is extend the Bush tax cuts, as long as they extend all of them. Otherwise I hope the Team R RINOs suck it up and vote Hell, No! However, they’ll try the end-run shit, too, because they are completely tone-deaf to the clamoring of the public.

  19. Jeff says:

    every word in that post is a code … including if, it and and … I have never seen such a vile, racist, homophobic, islamaphobic, bigoted, chauvanist and ageist posting on the internet before …

    I have to assume you like to kill puppies for fun and use their dead bodies to kill children for sport while then using the dead children to suffocate the elderly, whose muffled screams help to drown out the voices in your head …

    Have you no shame sir, have you no shame …

  20. David R. Block says:

    Bravo, Jeff without the G, you impersonate a lefty real well.

    That WAS an impersonation, right???

  21. Amanda Marcotte’s vagina just emailed me to tell me how OUTRAGED it was at this vile, misogynistic post.

    Good for her! Learning to type well is the first step a modern woman should take to get a good man to notice her.

  22. John Bradley says:

    Learning to type with her twat will certainly get a man to notice her.

  23. B Moe says:

    And earn a pretty good income in the meanwhile.

  24. Silver Whistle says:

    Impersonating a vagina is libelous in Tennessee, you know.

  25. JD says:

    William Yelverton, Professor of Plagiarism, does not have a vagina. He is, however, a mangina.

  26. LTC John says:

    #21 – so it was your remark was why I heard a scream and detonation the size of a MOAB…

  27. LBascom says:

    “Learning to type well is the first step a modern woman should take to get a good man to notice her.”

    Ouch, low blow! That had to hurt! I hope Amanda was wearing a cup.

    Oh, wait, Amanda doesn’t have any balls!

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    (what? too frat house?)