I’m serious. Obama is like, totally in over his head, and the only chance we have of saving our country is if we vote for any warm body with an R in front of his name. What these good and kind and strong and able candidates actually believe in is a question of ideology, and we haven’t the time just now for pointy-headed philosophical discussions. This is a crisis. We

Man, is that Barack Obama in over his head or what? — Which is why I like Republicans so much. They’re good and kind and strong and able, and they oftentimes wear American flag pins on their power suits. While those who oppose them are like, so totally not good and kind and strong and able — and like, oftentimes so totally don’t wear the pins. Discuss.