Knock Knock Who’s there? Al Gore. Again? Listen, for the last time, my dishes come out more sparkly when I use the detergent with phosphates. So piss off, would you?

Well, not physically — he’s still in Fallujah — but yesterday he was able to speak to the Chimperor hisself via satellite hookup: My question and […] President Bush’s somewhat paraphrased answer follows. The meeting was on the record, but notes took the place of recording devices due to the sensitive nature of the video conference’s surroundings: INDC: Mr. President, first I’d like to let you know that I was

check-out lady: “Need anything else? Stamps, ice…?” CJ: “Well, a little less defeatism from our national Democrats would be welcome.” check-out lady: “If you say so — though they’d probably counter that a little more realism from bloodthirsty warmongers might be nice. Paper or plastic?” CJ: “Plastic.” CJ: “– And you know what? Triple-bag that shit, too. Freakin’ Hippie.”

AJ Strata: Six years ago the US saw the cheers of Palestinians at the destruction of 9-11. We saw the smiles of Saddam and his butchers and we heard the gloating of Bin Laden. Six years later Saddam is gone and Bin Laden is still running from justice. But now Iraqis are chanting “al-Qaeda is the enemy of Allah”. This is a stunning turn around, and it is all due

Via Middle East Online: Al-Qaeda will release a third video marking the sixth anniversary of the September 11 attacks, this time showing its top leader in Afghanistan, US monitoring groups said Wednesday. After releasing two videos featuring Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden in recent days, the terror network will now show a video “presenting reasons and motives for the attacks on New York and Washington,” the SITE Intelligence Group said