Knock knock. Who’s there? Juan Williams. Heh. Come on in, Mr Rove. You old kidder, you!*

Evidently, excluding the unethical from a conference on ethics would be a form of intolerance — a hate crime committed by the kinds of regressive, patriarchal Enlightenment thinkers who arrogantly presume to define what constitutes “ethics” in the first place. After all, one man’s convicted and disbarred terror enabler is another man’s “prominent” expert “in the field of ethics.” Up is down. Black is white. Quizno’s ain’t toasting jack. Don’t

Nuance.* Makes me wonder what was on the menu. Besides chicken, crow, and Ahmandinejad ass, I mean.

From Investor’s Business Daily: […] George Soros is known for funding groups such as MoveOn.org that seek to manipulate public opinion. So why is the billionaire’s backing of what he believes in problematic? In a word: transparency. How many people, for instance, know that James Hansen, a man billed as a lonely “NASA whistleblower” standing up to the mighty U.S. government, was really funded by Soros’ Open Society Institute, which

Your tax dollars (not) at work. From the WaPo: The White House reached out to National Public Radio over the weekend, offering analyst Juan Williams a presidential interview to mark yesterday’s 50th anniversary of school desegregation in Little Rock. But NPR turned down the interview, and Williams’s talk with Bush wound up in a very different media venue: Fox News. Williams said yesterday he was “stunned” by NPR’s decision. “It