Auld lang syne.  And yet . . . Well, all I can say, once again, is thanks. OCTAVIUS CAESAR The breaking of so great a thing should make A greater crack “Favre is but a moment’s Packer/Fading in the grasp” (h/t Preston at Six Meat Buffet)

“For 19 years Mrs Grzebska did the job of an experienced intensive care team, changing her comatose husband’s position every hour to prevent bed-sore infections,” Super Express reported Dr Boguslaw Poniatowski as saying. “When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol lines were everywhere,” Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist system’s economic collapse. “Now

Due to the tearing up and reseeding of the front lawn, a colony of ants has been uprooted and is seeking vengeance by invading my house.  Bastards!  But (BUT!) mentally fortified by a few daquiris, I figured out how to beat the pismires.  I painted the foyer with marshmallow fluff! Quagmire!! You little f*ckers, I have 3 weeks to finish the script for the pilot to the Cannibal Pirate Midget

Whoever he is.  My Earthlink horoscope: Like a game of chess, you may need to think through your next move quite carefully, dear Aries [yeah, right]. It could be that your opponent is taking a long time to make his or her next move, and you are impatient. And as a result, you may make your decision rather hastily. Feel free to take as much time as you need. Your

Still, Venezuela’s government seems intent on taking harsh action against its critics. The government has announced that it has begun a legal fight against Globovision, a 24-hour news cable station that is the lone dissenting TV outlet in the country now that RCTV is only on the Internet. Globovision is providing highly critical coverage in the wake of the RCTV closing. Lara, the communications minister, said the government would investigate