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A Brief Respite From the Blog Wars? Aw, fuck it. Let’s get it on. [Pablo]

Seems we’ve got ourselves an agent provocateur in the hizzouse, albeit a really stupid one. See here and here.

Who might it be? Why, one of the Sadly, I’m An Ankle Biter!s

Jeff notes:

They’ve been doing a lot of poking around in my archives, looking for my “hate,” apparently.

And apparently they’ve decided to up the ante by counterfeiting some hate of their own as they can’t seem to find what they KNOW IS IN HERE SOMEWHERE!!

Can’t you clowns do any better than that? And what on earth is this? What kind of candy ass blog war are you trying to run here?

And Sadly, I’m Not Very Bright commenters, is this the best you’ve got?

Must you “KEEP” putting up the image (face) of Michelle Malkin?

How about Patrick Frey’s (Patterico) face?

Or better yet, how about both faces (Frey’s and Malkin’s) at the same time?

Oooh, a strike at the very heart of the rightwing noise machine! Pwned!  But wait, there’s more!

I’m sorry, but I would rather see Bryan wimper inconsolably as my foreskin folds in and out of his anus…

I’m sorry, did someone say psychosexual violence? I could have sworn that they did.

Look, if there’s going to be a blog war, I just want to know one thing. Is there any shock and awe to be had? Because this is just pathetic. I could have more fun poking Oliver Willis, NTTAWWT. Bring the fucking heat already!

27 Replies to “A Brief Respite From the Blog Wars? Aw, fuck it. Let’s get it on. [Pablo]”

  1. Mikey NTH says:

    Those clowns were their shock troops?

    Umm…

    I’m kinda embarrassed for them.

  2. PMain says:

    Okay, the Malkin photshop is pretty funny, credit where credit is due. Too bad they couldn’t put forth the effort in actually making a point w/o lying or resorting to “pyschosexualizing” each other.

  3. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Not shock troops, Mikey.  Maybe static troops.

  4. Pablo says:

    Joy buzzer vs. the electric chair.

    I, for one, am highly disappointed.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Pablo–put your name at the head, or they’ll be thinking it’s Jeff.  They already blame him for the shit I write.

  6. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Dan, do you really think they care about such distinctions?

  7. Pablo says:

    I always forget to do that. And despite my quoting him, yeah, they’ll miss it. Stupid people are like that.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    You’ve got a point there, John.  Nevermind, Pablo.

  9. Pablo says:

    What’s more pathetic, this or the Pro Bowl?

  10. Dan Collins says:

    The Pro-Bowl takes place in Hawaii.  It’s February here in Vermont (don’t know what month it is by you).  So, I get really close to the television and pretend that I’m warm.

  11. MCPO Airdale says:

    Dan – I feel for ya. We got up to a mild 28 degrees today.  Off to Florida on Monday for two weeks. Maybe by the time we come back the temp will be above freezing!

  12. Dan Collins says:

    Bastard.

  13. richard mcenroe says:

    “Those clowns were their shock troops?

    Umm…

    I’m kinda embarrassed for them.”

    Like their leaders, they were a lot more impressive when they were only demanding power… when the time comes to actually deliver…

  14. Boss429 says:

    Umm…I might be responsible for this sadly no! thing….many years ago, in my youthful daze I was a OTR driver, I passed through Arkansas twice a week. I had more than my share of lot lizards. There’s a guy known as Retardo, he might be my offspring, I appologize for that, I threw the rubber out the window, but the damned thing grew.

  15. You want shock and awe?  You’re getting it. 

    When you least expect it.

  16. Ok, what’s going on over here? 

    Shoelimpy and Gary Ruppert are two of our perennial conservative trolls, dude. Just send ‘em back when you’re done with them, eh?

    Jeesh.

  17. Pablo says:

    Two trolls who share the same IP address, maggot? And spew “Kill ‘em all and beat me with your schlong” nonsense? Look, you’re not Greek and this ain’t Troy.

    Prepare to die, bitches! Tulta munille!

  18. BumperStickerist says:

    It’s a tiff, not a war.

    and S,N! is barely able to manage a ‘tiff’.

  19. serr8d says:

    The issue with Retardo and ‘cock’ is that he’s barely able to manage one

    ;D

  20. furriskey says:

    Those clowns were their shock troops?

    Well, I was shocked.

  21. Major John says:

    I thought it was awful.

  22. Pablo says:

    You can easily see how deeply troubled the Sadly, ‘tards! are by the use of the word cock.

    God will roast their stomachs in Hell at the hands of the sentient beings!!!

  23. Pablo says:

    Really? I could have sworn I saw otherwise, and linked thereto.

    Just because you’re that stupid, don’t think we’re that stupid. And get your grubby little dickbeater out of the fucking cookie jar, ya mongoloid son of a bitch!

    Oh wait, that was you.

    No, when you hear “Napred, na nozh!”, that will be me, bitches.

  24. Dan Collins says:

    I thought I read something about Gavin getting self-pwn3d, over at Patterico’s.  What’s S,N!s official version?

  25. Pablo says:

    We have to issue a panicked all-blogosphere alert that we’re being harassed by a lesbian college teacher.

    Oh, please. You maggots live for that shit.

  26. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Gee, more anonymous SN-bots suggesting I’m frightened of a lesbian.  That never gets old.

    Such bravery from people who hide their identities and who don’t have families they need to protect.

    Hope one of you guys is going to cover the Democratic convention from blog row.  I’d love to meet you in person.  You can show me what a pussy I am.

    Anyway, as is my policy, thanks to ongoing litigation, any comment having to do with a certain party is going to be closed.  Thankfully, that takes care of most of the shit coming from SN!

  27. Jeff Goldstein says:

    SN!, Newark NJ branch.  Don’t know which one of the research lab rats hails from that particular locale.  But hell, maybe I can find out.

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