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Wherein I Channel Sadly, No! [Molto Ritardo]

According to that pansy-ass, Michael Yon, one of the effects of American troops spending long stints in Iraq is that they are going teh ghey!  I wonder how the neo-cons are going to greet them when they come home!

There is a hidden passion for Chuck Norris among some of the troops . . . especially in outhouses.

Teh ghey chickens are coming home-oh! to roost, chickenhawks!

For what I actually think of Michael Yon, I endorse this assessment.

Great piece with lots of useful links from Curt at Flopping Aces documenting some of the nonexistent links between Saddam and Al-Qaeda that Rummy had to cook up, even though they very much resembled Clintco’s assessment.

15 Replies to “Wherein I Channel Sadly, No! [Molto Ritardo]”

  1. Mark says:

    Dan, what in hell are you talking about?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Mark, read the title.  And check out Sadly, No! if you must.  They’re a collection of some of the internet’s premier douchebloggers.

  3. gahrie says:

    The Chuck Norris fixation began on the internet several years ago. I believe it began with a gif of Chuck doing some Kung Fu.

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I think it’s time to stop the flame wars.  Instead, let’s just concentrate on the tasks at hand.  In the end, all shall be right with the world.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Sure.  If you want to shut it down, go ahead, Jeff.  It was a commentary on their M.O.

  6. Some Guy in Chicago says:

    I think it’s time to stop the flame wars.  Instead, let’s just concentrate on the tasks at hand.  In the end, all shall be right with the world.

    Hippie!!!

    appeaser!!!

    why don’t you go back to your own blog with that kind of defeatest rhetor…oh.

    TW: Brian Urlacher is alone54, coming to a theatre near you.

  7. Chief_Joseph says:

    I shall flame no more, forever.

  8. Jed Marlin says:

    Here’s a funny little poem for all Real Men to enjoy, and just in time for Valentine’s Day at that.

    It’s called, of all things, Heterosexual Male:

    http://cruxy.com/info/7387

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Uh, Jed, the commentary here is free.  Unless you want to subscribe to The Golden Armadillo Report, which is only $45 per year, and gives you access to online features otherwise not available.  Free DVD of the ‘dillo dancing if you sign up now.

  10. Phil K. says:

    Plus, you get the PW Can’t Miss Mortal Lock Game of the Week, normally available to Gold Level members only!  CALL NOW!!!!!!!!1!

  11. Major John says:

    Having been in a real war – maybe blog wars and flame wars have just lost their luster for me…

  12. um, is there a program to donate free Golden Armadillo Reports to those serving in the military?  just wondering.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    I’ll run it by Jeff, maggie.  I think it’s a great idea.

  14. Melissa says:

    Hey Jeff,

    What’s the “task at hand”? Just wonderin’. I guess we are solving the world’s problems a few threads down.

  15. Jed Marlin says:

    Dan,

    Mea Culpa!

    Here’s one at youtube that’s free, and even has pictures to go with it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY5qcLX-5pE

    I don’t know why anyone would try to use the internet to make money, when most content is free, like TV used to be freee over the airwaves when I was a kid, and now folks pay for cable

    perhaps I’ll buy a cafe press coffee mug to make up for it

    Oh, and don’t miss “Green Christmas”

    either here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPNSs7f96XE

    or here:

    https://www.cruxy.com/info/6922

    Merci beaucoup, and give my regards to Chuck Norris!

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