Were celery seed a woman, I’d hit that.  Horseradish, too—provided she kept her armpits shaved and promised not to diddle the Clamato while I was off taking a whiz.

I’m just wondering if this is the year we here at PW should start recognizing a Troll of the Year. Is there enough grass-roots interest in such a project? Are there enough quality trolls in the field to make it a fair game? In some respects, it’s been rather a shitty year–but still. (Naturally, we must forbear from mentioning She Who Must Not Be Named For Legal Reasons–outstanding performance though

Remember when Carole King’s Tapestry album went to the top of the charts and stayed there, and stayed there, and stayed there?  It was then I knew that the Sixties were over–musically, at least. This story about Indian (subcontinental) men’s tiny penises has stayed in the top 5 of the BBC News’s Most-Emailed stories for a couple of weeks now.  I’m wondering what it will take to dethrone it.