Remember when Carole King’s Tapestry album went to the top of the charts and stayed there, and stayed there, and stayed there? It was then I knew that the Sixties were over–musically, at least.
This story about Indian (subcontinental) men’s tiny penises has stayed in the top 5 of the BBC News’s Most-Emailed stories for a couple of weeks now. I’m wondering what it will take to dethrone it.
There once was a man from Bombay,
who’s penis, much to his dismay,
was just too darn tiny.
His lover was whiney,
for it only would go in halfway.
What they lack in talent they must be makin’ up for with want to. There’s about a billion of them sumbitches nowadays.
The biggest problem with Tapestry was that Carol King could not sing. Not a lick. If she had anything like a sense of shame she would never recorded anything after Aretha did Natural Woman in 1967.
Did we ship them the condoms Reagan ordered relabeled for the Russians back in the ‘80s?
Musically, there were several ‘60s. The Beatles marked the end of the first one.
Yeah, but Tapestry was so malaisey.
Pretty much explains the unusually high rate of office elastic thievery .
Crazy lady sings all of Tapestry a capella.
(Scroll down a little.)
Better than the real thing. Much better.
eeeeee. BoZ, i’m always intrigued by which bits of accompaniment people choose to sing. I think it depends on whether they ever sang in a chorus and what part they sang. at least that’s my theory with RTO, he always picks the most random notes. anyway, after hearing that I now have no excuse not to record myself singing all the James Bond themes.
They should call the small-sized rubbers “Gandhoms”.
Hell, as a small child, I made a kite of the Sunday Baltimore Sun entertainment section cover of Carol King…the damned thing wouldn’t fly, nearly 40 years later thanks to Dan, now I know why
by the way a few years back I spent a souple of months in India. For some reason unbeknownst to me I seemed to pick the local moniker for horse, well I’m just saying…umm…lieing like a rug actually…
I’ll bet if a story surfaced about how small Hillary Clinton’s dick is, it would un-throne it.
Wait a minute. I’ve heard Hillary’s dick is bigger than John Kerry’s.
You Can’t Always Get What You Want- Ole Rolling Stones Lament Song
To whom all it may concern at the BBC:
Indians have suffered greatly over the past fifteen days, and before that as well having had our name associated with lies and malicious smears..BBC in the past and recently has had so many a great personalities in India, Mark Tullyji, Daniel Lak ji all who adapted very well to Indian standards. They reported correctly and the BBC Managment fired them from their desk…You are no diffrent from our very own state run T.V.Channel Doordarshan… Bah!
In India we raised our son to tell the truth, to respect the privacy of others and not to have sex with British women. We have no idea what happened. We do not agree with the dishonest, politically-motivated bile on our son.
He is well endowed in our opinion. His papaji had applied snake oil on it ji. Our family Vaid and our Spiritual Guru blessed the oil and told us its the best to make it long ,strong big and elongatedji.. It has never failed all the men in both our Khandhan ji.. No, No No, we have no Cowboys or girlie men like you have up there ji..
Ours are all macho pure asli, if at all anything is there they are allin the closetji. You know we even have a Section 377 for booking people of such un natural natureji… I myself have seen yr British Pot bellied good for nothing young & old men comming for our Lil boys here in Goa and everywhere.. and now you smear us with this…
Family Jewels are a matter of pride in our Khandhan.. In fact all his Bunty Girl friends have sung in his honor that famous song “Ouch it hurts”.. like that Amerigan Khudi Britney Kya hai Ah Ahhhhh Spearsji..
The BBC now promotes a corrupt administration at the expense of our family’s good name and reputation. Believe us, had we known, we would have had him committed at a minimum……Never mind ji..
As Keshav one of our outstanding Blogger who used to grammatically correct many a bloggers once said on seeing the British Institution of manhood. Sir Mick Jager when he swaggered crooned pranced abt singing belting out,… I cant get no.. Satiiisssfaction on stage in a tight Leotard showing of his famous thick lips and showing of his famous big sized swollen crotch with whatever.
Never mind.. The Truth is that most folks did not know backstage Sir Mick had shoved a specially imported Indian Banana (Kella..) Talk abt going colonial in a Banana Republic..
All creatures great and small
All spores vile and botulus
The BBC sold them all
All swallowed it as well
We hope this will clear our national pride and restore the happy look on all our lingams.. Such carnard you firangis weave.. Black people have the best gadget the whole world knows…
Sincerely,
Mr. & Mrs. Pundit Ganesh Ramsumair
C/o Sulekha Blog site
Old Madras Road,
Buckingham & Carnatic Mill Road
Hum Do Hamara Do Colony
Nirodhpuram
Chennai 600040
How can this be? Did they not write Kama Sutra?
Could this be Pakistani propaganda?
Beyond the head banging absurdity of this article (and what it says about the people, like us, paying attention to it) the nail in the coffin was that some anonymous, utterly clueless BBC content editor made a decision that it would be important to highlight this:
“It’s not the size, it’s what you with it that matters.” Sunil Mehra
Oh, the insight! The shining nuance! The … *FOOM*
Whoops, there goes the sarcasm generator again!
Somebody in Ireland looking in the mirror?