Were celery seed a woman, I’d hit that. Horseradish, too—provided she kept her armpits shaved and promised not to diddle the Clamato while I was off taking a whiz.
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Okay, I find three disturbing mental images in this 30-word post. And two more in the title…
Is that an all-time record, or are you still warming up?
Doesn’t matter. The post was up for 20 seconds and is now on the second page. I have no idea why that is.
It doesn’t matter where you hide. We can always find you.
Jeff, you’re getting to be the Rodney Dangerfield of blogging: you don’t get no respect.
And I’m glad you mentioned Clamato in a Bloody Mary. Wonderful, wonderful cocktail!
Now I want one.
Jeff, you need to change pagination settings. It seems like it is paginating by some cock-eyed algorithm like, ‘whenever the heezy I want to’.
It might be the number of posts per page is too low, or you might want to set it so it keeps a week of posts (or 3 days). Either way, that’s what is messed up, I think.
3 days of posts by dan? the front page would be huge.
Horseradish, tooâ€â€provided she kept her armpits shaved and promised not to diddle the Clamato while I was off taking a whiz.
Careful on trusting miss spicy, there. You can’t say “horseradish” without saying “whore”.
Clamato in a Bloody Mary ? Dude that’s a Ceasar .
Add some Lee & Perrins , some tobasco , it”s all good .
Jeff is shitfaced!
Clamato: a mixture of tomato and clam juice. It does taste good, but just what part of the clam is its juice?
Actually, Jeff, if I could have a look at your index template I might be able to fix this pagination thing.
It’s fixed.
Didja ever notice that the ever growing variety of V-8 flavors have been muscling the smaller Clamato bottles onto the high shelves and to the back? Oft times pushing them off onto the floor at that?
Were celery a woman, she would be stalking you.
I actually groaned out loud, JWebb.
He does tend to make one do that.
What’s really surprising is how long it took someone to make that joke.
Holymollusk! I need a little blurry thing to block that visual.
You mean celery isn’t a woman?
That doesn’t make any sense. How can celery diddle Clamato? I’m confused.
Is it true Chevy’s bringing back the Clamato Z-28?
The true meaning of celery and women.